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Graham Chapman: Brother, Police Officer, Official # 1, Man at Sidewalk, Student # 1, Colonel, Officer # 2, Sir Edward Ross, Singer, Restaurant Guest, Man Who Writes Complaint, Twit # 5
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John Cleese: And now for something announcer, Hungarian Man # 1, Instructor, Military Trainee, Sir George Head, Officer # 3, Flasher Woman # 2, Colonel # 3, Voice of animated apologizing man, Mr. Praline, Singer, Mungo the Cook, Office Worker # 2, Vocational Guidance Councelor, Twit # 1, Parrot owner.
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Eric Idle: Official # 2, Marriage Guidance Counselor, Arthur Nudge, Student # 4, Narrator, Military Trainee, Flasher Woman # 1, Emcee # 2, Colonel # 2, Voice of Old Man Reader, Singer, Manager, Shop Owner, Office Worker # 1, Mrs. Davies, Twit # 2.
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Terry Jones: Emcee, Tobacconist, Judge, Hungarian # 2, Man at Bar, Student # 2, Grannie, Biker Man, Military Trainee, Flasher, Ken Ewing, Milkman, Soldier, Singer, Gaston the waiter, Nude Organist, Brian, Nigel Incubator Jones
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Michael Palin: Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose, Arthur Pewtey, Student # 3, Grannie, Military Trainee, My Place Man, voice of Shrill Petrol Man, Seduced Milkman, Ernest Scribbler, Soldier, Pet Shop Owner, Lumberjack, Head Waiter, Herbert Anchovy, Twit # 3
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Carol Cleveland: Dierdre Pewtey, Gilliams voice, Story Teller, Flasher Woman # 3, Chapmans Wife in Restaurant, Brians Wife
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Announcer: In this picture, there are 47 people; none of them can be seen. In this film, we hope to show you the value
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of not being seen. Here is Mr. Bagthorpe of London, SE14. He cannot be seen. Now, Im gonna ask him to stand up. Mr. Bagthorpe, will you stand up please?
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Announcer: Mr. and Mrs. Watson of Hull, had shown us a clever way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we had discovered that they had gone on two weeks holiday; however, a neighbor told us where they were.
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Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize that the film wasnt as long as we had anticipated. Therefore, there will be a short interval. In the meantime, well show you a film starring a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
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Emcee: That is the end of the interval. Will you kindly return to your seats? We will now proceed with the film as advertised.
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Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
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Man: The Hungarian gentleman was subsequentially released, but it was his information that led to the capture of the real culprit!
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Announcer: Meanwhile, not far away, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Pewtey were about to enter an unfamiliar office!
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Counselor: And what is the name of your ravishing wife? Wait. Dont tell me. Its - its something to do with moonlight. Its soft and gentle, warm and yieldingdeeply lyrical and yettender and frightened like a tiny, white rabbit.
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Pewtey: Well, it all started when we first went to Brighton on holiday together. Dierdre thats my wife and I have always been very close companions, and I never particularly anticipated any marital strife. Indeed, the very idea of consulting such a professional marital advisor as yourself has always been of the greatest repugnance to me. Although, chuckles far be it from me to impugn the nature of your trade, oror profession.
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Pewtey: Oh, and as I was saying, Dierdre and I have always been very close companions, sharing the interests: the gardening, and the sixpenny bottle for all the holiday money, and, indeed, twice the month of an evening, uh, settling down to do the accounts together - something which Dierdre thats my wife - and I particularly look forward to on account of her feet. I should have perhaps said at the outset that Ive been noted for havin a grand sense of humor, although, uh, Ive kept myself very much to myself over the past couple of years, notwithstanding. And its only been comparatively as recently - that is recently - that Ive begun to realize - well, perhaps realize is too strong a word - um, um, imagine that I was not the only thing in her life.
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Pewtey: Well, to a certain extent, yes. Now, Im not, by nature, a suspicious person. Far from it. In fact, Ive gotten something of a reputation for being an after-dinner speaker, if you get my meaning. And, indeed, in the area where people know me, Im, in fact, very well known.
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Pewtey: Yes, certainly. So I decided it was time to face the facts: stop beating about the bush, or Id never be able to look myself in the bathroom mirror again.
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Pewtey: Yes. Ill wait outside, shall I? Huh. Yes, thats - thats, perhaps the best thing. Certainly set my mind at rest on one - or two scores there.
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God: Arthur Pewtey? Are you a man, or a mouse. Youve been running to long, Arthur Pewtey. Its time to stop - time to turn and fight like a man. Go back in there, Arthur Pewtey. Go back in there, and point your finger out.
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Instructor: Flu?! FLU?! They should eat more fresh fruit! RIGHT! Tonight, Ill be startin where we left off when I showed you how to defend yourself from anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!!!
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Instructor: First, I force him to drop the banana, then I eat the banana, thus disarminhim. I have now rendered him helpless!
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Sergeant: Squad - camp it up!Squad: Ooh get her, whoops Ive got your number, ducky you couldnt afford me dear Two, three Ill scratch your eyes out Dont come the brigadier bit with us dear We all know where youve been, you military fairy Two, three One, two, three, four, five, six Woops, dont look now, girls The majors just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant Two, three, Ooh.
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Story Teller: Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored itand three years later, he died of cancer. The spot, however, flourished, and soon set out to seek its fortune.
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Uncle Sam: Yes! Once again - American Defense proves its effectiveness against international communism.
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Uncle Sam: Using this diagram of a tooth to represent any small country, we can see how international communism starts by eroding from within.
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Uncle Sam: In dentistry, this is known as the Domino Theory. But, with American Defense, the decay is stopped before it starts. Thats why 9 out of 10 small countries choose American Defense!
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Announcer: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of ITS THE ARTS. And we kick off this evening with the cinema.
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Interviewer: One of the most prolific film directors of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Edward Ross, back in his native country for the first time for five years to open a season of his works at the National Film Theatre, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us in this studio tonight.
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Interviewer: Because it does worry some people - I dont know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.
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Interviewer: Well thank you very much for being so helpful. And its more than my jobs worth to, er
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Interviewer: Silly little point but it does seem to matter. Still, er, least said the better. Ted, when you first started you I hope you dont mind if I call you Ted, er, I mean as opposed to Edward?
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Interviewer: Thank you. Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I dont want you bothering with this Thomas nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie Baby, when you first started in the
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The Joke: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gesputt!
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Narrator #2: Just then, as it looked for certain that the city was about to be eaten the earth trembled, and the sun was blotted out from the sky.
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Customer: Never mind that my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
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Customer: Alright then, if its resting Ill wake it up. Halloo Polly! Ive got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up Polly parrot!
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Customer: Yes you did! Halloo Polly! Pooolly! bangs it on counter Polly Parrot! Wake up! bangs it on counter Polly! throws it on the floor Now thats what I call a dead parrot.
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Customer: Look my lad Ive had just about enough of this, that parrot is definitely deceased, and when I bought it not half an hour ago you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
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Customer: Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that? Look why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
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Shop Assistant: The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back, its a beautiful bird, lovely plumage.
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Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
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Shop Assistant: Well of course it was nailed there otherwise it would of muscled up to those bars and voom!
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Customer: Look matey, this parrot wouldnt voom if I put 4,000 volts through it, its bleedin demised.
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Customer: Its not pining its passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! Its expired and gone to meet its maker! This, is a late parrot! Its a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadnt nailed it to the perch it would be pushin up the daisies! Its rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX PARROT!
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Customer: If you wanna get anything done in this country you gotta complain till youre blue in the mouth.
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Shopkeeper: Yess, a lumberjack. leaping from tree to tree as I float down the shores of British Columbia. The larch, the giant redwood!
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