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George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns people
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
George Burns you
If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
George Burns sleep
Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city.
George Burns family
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns family
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns you
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns sin
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns happiness
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns teen
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns love
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns life
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns dead
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns money
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns people
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
George Burns good
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns day
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns people
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns you
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns men
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns wonder
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
George Burns wise
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns age
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns age
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns honesty
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns love
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns you
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns time
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns honesty
Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns money

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