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I am discounting reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos?

Weird clothing is de rigeur for teenagers, but today's generation of teens is finding it difficult to be sufficiently weird. This is because the previous generation of teens, who went through adolescence in the sixties and seventies, used up practically all the available weirdness.

— P. J. O'Rourke weird

Hobbes: If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! Calvin: Now yer talkin'! p45

— Bill Watterson weird

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.

— Margaret Cho weird

Tcl tends to get ported to weird places like routers.

— Larry Wall weird

By a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only, Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT, On a black throne reigns upright,I have reached these lands but newly From an ultimate dim Thule — From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE — out of TIME.

— Edgar Allan Poe weird

I had to say something to strike him very weird so I yelled out "I likeand his beard."

— Bob Dylan weird

Timothy Hunter: Nobody catches me. Not cops. Not perverts. Not weirdos. Not teachers. Not anybody. Nobody. John Constantine: Gotcha! 'Lo Tim. Nice board you got there. Now, don't try to bite me. There are things in my bloodstream you really don't want in your mouth.

— The Books of Magic weird

Sundance is weird. The movies are weird — you actually have to think about them when you watch them.

— Britney Spears weird

Pitching is always a weird, difficult thing.

— J. J. Abrams weird

My natural response to a stressful situation is to shut down. I do weird things, like, I don't cry, I get really cold.

— Amy Adams weird

Everyone who goes to a job he doesn't like is a lot weirder than I am.

— Patch Adams weird

My dad was this sort of avant-garde guy who did all kinds of weird things. He was a true original and anybody who met him never forgot him.

— Paul Thomas Anderson weird

I'm weirdly flexible, so when I dance, I dance like a 17-year-old girl.

— Michael Angarano weird

I'm really not that weird. I'm a combination of a lot of different things. Maybe it's just easier to make me look weird than another model who is specifically Caucasian.

— Devon Aoki weird

People always ask me if I'm nervous about the intense sci-fi fans. To me that doesn't seem weird or scary. I get really intense about my favorite sci-fi shows, my favorite shows in general.

— Magda Apanowicz weird

I keep very weird hours. I never know when I'm going to get an idea.

— Sergio Aragones weird

I'm obsessed with my 20s. I buy things that I wanted in my 20s. It's weird; it's a weird thing that I didn't grow out of.

— Fred Armisen weird

Nowadays when I walk around, I get noticed, which is kind of weird.

— Azealia Banks weird

I liked the idea of being a photographer, just that you take this one picture of this one thing that'll never happen again - it's a bit weird when you think about it.

— Courtney Barnett weird

I'm still getting used to changing earrings - It still feels really weird to be pushing bits of metal through holes in my earlobes that weren't there a few weeks back, and actually seeing and feeling the holes in my lobes is still a bit freaky.

— Mischa Barton weird

For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.

— Boris Becker weird

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

— Jessica Biel weird

My favorite albumn ever is Jeff Buckley's GRACE. I feel a weird unexplainable connection to him.

— Rachel Bilson weird

My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but I am also an only child.

— Kurt Braunohler weird

I was looked at as weird, odd, not fitting in with the Hollywood crowd.

— Morgan Brittany weird

Things get very distorted when you do a movie, weirdly so.

— James L. Brooks weird

My first film is coming out, and it's in 3D, and it's 'The Hobbit,' so it's a bit weird.

— Adam Brown weird

I was the weirdest kid: I wanted to see the police file - in grade school! I was convinced I could crack the case if I just had that file.

— Alafair Burke weird

Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?

— Win Butler weird

That Monaco crash was quite a big one - I pulled 33g when I hit the wall, which is a lot. It's a weird sensation - like all my skin and flesh was being pulled off my bones.

— Jenson Button weird

There are a million tiny weird towns. You never know what you're going to get into if you drive an hour into the wild.

— Bill Callahan weird

I always felt a weird obligation to be adventurous.

— Bonnie Jo Campbell weird

I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.

— Edie Campbell weird

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

— Allan Carr weird

Acting is such a weird job.

— Michael Cera weird

It's weird because movie-making, and especially movie theaters, have always been so old-school, and it wasn't until 3-D that a lot of them were forced to have digital projectors and even digital distribution.

— Jon M. Chu weird

Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... Y'all must have really weird neighbors!

— Kelly Clarkson weird

I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird... Mr. Spielberg had read it and he liked it. He asked me if I would write this television show for him and I said, 'Yeah!'

— Diablo Cody weird

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

— David Cross weird

We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.

— Drew Curtis weird

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

— Johnny Depp weird

It was really weird to have a hit. Of course, we had a certain level of fame in the Pixies, but nothing I had ever done had been mall-kid friendly.

— Kim Deal weird

It was weird - my parents would let me have some Green Day albums but not all Green Day albums.

— Dane DeHaan weird

It was really weird dealing with the media. I had no idea how to handle it.

— Laura Dekker weird

I'm a little left of center, for sure, with Angels & Airwaves. But even when I get really weird, it's not that weird. It's not like some obscure Sonic Youth record or something. We don't take it quite that far. But what we do like are crescendos, and we do like when a song catches you off guard and it gives you the chills up and down your arms.

— Tom DeLonge weird

I'm a reclusive weirdo.

— Kat Dennings weird

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

— Andy Dick weird

I'm never going to be comfortable being squished into a box, and that's why it's been weird in Hollywood, they don't know what to do with me, because I can play the game up to a point, but then I can't at all.

— Minnie Driver weird

I have a huge costume section in my closet - wigs, mustaches, the whole thing. Halloween's my favorite holiday, so I have a lot of weird stuff.

— Clark Duke weird

This is going to sound a bit weird because she's a lot older than I am, but I've got a thing for Meryl Streep.

— Taron Egerton weird

Learning to write comics is, in fact, so bloody difficult because it's such a weird form that it does actually make you a bit more adaptable for other forms.

— Warren Ellis weird

I am completely turning into my mom. Me, trying to be stern, is her. Or when I make silly voices. My mom always uses weird voices if she's talking to a kid or a dog. I'm the same person - completely my mother.

— Eve weird

I'm obsessed with shopping. I'll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet. I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get.

— Tom Felton weird

The weird thing is, I'm very private.

— Charlie Fink weird

'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.

— Jodie Foster weird

San Francisco has always been a haven for misfits and weirdos. I'm both of those, which is why I came here.

— Michael Franti weird

I was neurotic and weird from an early age.

— Joanne Froggatt weird

I was scared I was going to have some weird shape to my head and I was pleased that I didn't.

— Edward Furlong weird

People seem to get weirdly obsessed with my mouth.

— Gina Gershon weird

Perhaps my favourite story is 'Le Passe-Muraille' by Marcel Ayme. It's about a guy who wakes up with a weird faculty that means he can walk through walls. He's a very shy clerk, and he uses it to get revenge, or vent his frustration.

— Michel Gondry weird

I don't think I've ever tried to be anything other than a weirdo.

— Martin Gore weird

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

— Richard Griffiths weird

It's really odd to be up close to an icon like Bruce Willis. You're used to seeing him on a screen, 50 feet tall. To think, 'Hmm, I'm taller than you are' is just weird.

— Luke Grimes weird

I was always the freaky Asian girl who drew these weird-looking Barbie dolls in class.

— Yaya Han weird

I have six sisters, so I assumed I'd have a girl. Learning I was having a boy was really weird.

— Melissa Joan Hart weird

When you're looking for a band name, I know it sounds weird, but everything you look at, everything you observe and read, you kind of think, 'Man, maybe that could be our band name.'

— Dave Haywood weird

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

— Grace Helbig weird

I really like Larry Clark's films, as weird as that is. I like Richard Kern films.

— Jody Hill weird

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.

— Cheryl Hines weird

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

— Emile Hirsch weird

As soon as someone like me or David Lynch pops up everyone says hallelujah, how weird.

— Robyn Hitchcock weird

It feels so weird to be able to just kind of buy things when I want them or need them.

— Amanda Hocking weird

No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.

— Philip Seymour Hoffman weird

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

— Melissa Mccarthy weird

Im just abnormal. Im a weird dude.

— Victor Oladipo weird

Im really into antiques. But really into it because of my father, who got me into them in the first place. Hes an interior designer and hes really into going to antique shows and getting up really early on Sundays and driving out to these weird little towns north of Hamilton.

— Kathleen Robertson weird

I dont drive. I live in L.A., but I take the bus. I know, Im weird!

— Carol Ann Susi weird

I always had a weird thing with being the last person somewhere... like a movie theater or a classroom. I get a weird sense of anxiety.

— Alona Tal weird

Im just the highest energy person I know, and its really weird.

— Sharni Vinson weird

Im not perfect. Ive made mistakes. Id do a lot of things different if I could. Id never, ever, get involved with surrogacy again. Its so weird.

— Mary Beth Whitehead weird

I’d rather be a little weird than all boring.

— Rebecca McKinsey weird

Where’s your will to be weird?

— Jim Morrison weird

So youre a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!

— Mandy Hale weird

Randolph: It feels like I have a knife to my ankle which is weird, because I dont even have an ankle anymore.

— Law & Order: Criminal Intent weird

Clark: Chloe, youve been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think Im destined to do anything?

— Smallville weird

London: imitating Maddie Sorry, London. I cant right now, because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on, and on, and on wearing my really ugly clothes!

— The Suite Life of Zack & Cody weird

Peter: I get this weird cyst things right on the fringe of my sac. I want to get it checked, but Im afraid of what theyre gonna tell me.

— Family Guy/Season 10 weird

Malcolm: It was weird going to Grandpas funeral. We hardly even knew we had a grandpa, and now we dont. Reese is taking it really hard.

— Malcolm in the Middle weird

Steven: Not really just doubts I found out those weird holes in the cliff were cause of something me and the Gems did.

— Steven Universe weird

Logan: You know, its weird. 2 of our grandparents come from the same town. Weve both got uncles thats priests.

— Law and Order/Season 1 weird

Robin: But What about when we get back from our honeymoon? What about our first night out at the bar, what then? Is it gonna be weird?

— How I Met Your Mother weird

Weird Jimmy: What, this? Oh, I dont know, I have to consult with Mop! Holds a silent conversation with his mop Nope, sorry! Cant do it!

— Chad Vader weird

Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever. Weirdo. Weirdo.

— Drew Carey weird

Jamie: This is right up there with one of the weirder things that weve had to do; trying to put a dead chicken in a tanning booth? Umm, hello?!?

— MythBusters weird

Pickles: Guys, maybe this is weird to say, but am I the only one who is being made to feel hungry by watching this?

— Metalocalypse weird

Oh, Shadow, Im so glad youre here! Cream went into this weird-looking castle and she hasnt come back out. Will you come in there with me to look for her?

— Sonic the Hedgehog weird

Donna: Im sorry. Im sorry, this is, this is just too weird. I cant do this. I cant see you anymore.

— That 70s Show weird

Gumball as Zach: being shocked by Masami to Masami makes a weird/scary face and a low pitched noise thats not a gasp and hits Alan and Masami hits Alan up in the air, gets unshocked and his voice low pitched You lied to me, gets his voice not low pitched THATS IT, IM TELLING EVERYONE!

— The Amazing World Of Gumball weird

Shrub: You cant cross this river, its impossible! Look! The current is so fast, itll turn your butt inside-out for real, doofus. And the waters so acidic itll crump your boat in half. Its like orange juice, its gross. Theres a bridge, but its a trap! Plus, the waters jamming with electric eels! Wow, so weird. ..Anyway, thats it, theres no other way around, you dummy.

— Adventure Time weird

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