101sharequotes Quotes Topics Famous Occupations Motivation Inspirational Life Love Funny Success Friendship

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! Now, some rare fly will fly over me, crap on my shoulder, and I'll drop dead, you know? My life story is a real-life story.
Quote
Ozzy Osbourne quote  life quotes
Related Authors :
Dawson’s Creek  Mitch Albom in the book five people you meet in heaven  Albert Einstein  10000 BC 2008  101 Dalmatians 1996  12 Angry Men  12 oz. Mouse  13 Going on 30 2004 
Topics :
  love  life  truth  god  war  time  art 
Ozzy Osbourne, life,quotes, thoughts, aphorisms, sayings, statements