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Lewis Grizzard

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
— Lewis Grizzard life
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
— Lewis Grizzard change
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
— Lewis Grizzard mistakes
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
— Lewis Grizzard thoughts
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
— Lewis Grizzard man
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
— Lewis Grizzard attitude
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard family
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard change
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
— Lewis Grizzard being
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard change
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
— Lewis Grizzard mistakes
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
— Lewis Grizzard man
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard change
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
— Lewis Grizzard women
Show business is my life.
— Lewis Grizzard life

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