Alex ODonnell: [In the school restroom] Uh... can I get a little help in here?Mike O Donnell: Alex? How did this? Who did this to you?Alex ODonnell: The basketball team.Mike O Donnell: But why? Youre one of them, youre popularAlex ODonnell: Look this is kinda personal and I dont know you.Mike O Donnell: Im sorry, Im Mark Gold, your uncle Neds kid. I just started here.Alex ODonnell: Oh... cool... cool. Yeah, Id shake your hand, but its taped to my ass.

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