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Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005

Deuce Bigalow: T.J., Im so glad you are here.T.J. Hicks: How did you find me?Deuce Bigalow: Well, this seemed like the only chicken and waffles place in all of Holland.T.J. Hicks: Ohhh, so the black guy has to go to a chicken and waffles place, thats Racist!Deuce Bigalow: But youre here.T.J. Hicks: Yeah, but figuring it out was racist.Deuce Bigalow: [noticing all the black people] This is a nice place.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 people
[as he is being arrested]Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 man
Deuce Bigalow: Were gonna prove that you didnt kill anyone.T.J. Hicks: I dont give a damn about that. Its the extremely gay part thats bothering me. I mean, if Im a murderer, theyll welcome me home with open arms. Get out of jail and become a huge rapper. But a gay pimp? Like, where am I going? Vermont?
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 art
T.J. Hicks: I aint gay! I was just looking down his pants cause i heard his shlong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didnt sound right!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 gay
T.J. Hicks: Cant a brother put his hand down another mans pants without setting off the faggot alarm?
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 man
[Frenchman is blowing smoke in Deuces face at an aquarium in Amsterdam]Deuce Bigalow: Excuse me, but in America, we dont allow smoking in aquariums.Frenchman: Excuse me, but in Europe, we dont unilaterally invade another country just to steal their oil!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 man
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [asking gigolos about their night] So... Assapopolis, got any She-Johns lined up for Tonight?Assapopoulos Mariolis: I got the herpes. Whatre you gonna do, heh.Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [chuckles Sarcastically, then rips off band-aid] Liar! Mahmoud, Whats your excuse?Mahmoud: Uh, I just realized... Im gay. Does anyone... want a blow job?[all the other Manwhores make a Sourly disgusted Face]Dutch Gigolo: I do.Mahmoud: Ok then. I guess Id better go... put that penis in my mouth.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 man
Wealthy Woman in Car: [pulls up in a car] Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?Enzo Giarraputo: [aware that a manwhore killer is on the loose] Ahh. Im judging a sand castle building competition this afternoon so... I cant help you.Mahmoud: [the woman pulls out a Wad of Cash] Ahh... The dog ate my... penis.[the woman drives off]
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 war
T.J. Hicks: You like them big hairy balls dont ya?T.J. Hicks: Ah you pussy get off of me, get off of me!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 ya
T.J. Hicks: That is Assapopoulos, he can kiss people with his butt wholeDeuce Bigalow: I dont ever wanna see that.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 people
T.J. Hicks: Im in blackface. Its my disguise. See?Deuce Bigalow: But you look the same.T.J. Hicks: Are you saying black people all look the same? You are such a racist! I should have the good mind not to let you help me prove that Im innocent.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 people
Tourist: Im from Canada and Im wasted!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005
T.J. Hicks: [after Deuce is biting T.J.s nipple while high on space cake] Get off my tittie, you doped up cracker!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 you
T.J. Hicks: What is that? That is not a dick in my hand. Anybody got some antibacterial gel? I got burnt dick on my hand.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 body
T.J. Hicks: Well find the killer using your twat-sicle.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 sin
Heinz Hummer: I am Heinz Hummer. Im the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle... that will make you scream all night. Okay? But not now because Im busy. So leave me alone, bitch.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 night
Security Guard: Um, Excuse me sir, but this is a Private Club, Manwhores only.Lil Kim: Hey, Im a real GOOD Manwhore, just go ask yo Mamma.Security Guard: STILL, Im gonna have to ask you to leave.Lil Kim: And thats what yo Momma said after I bang her!Lil Kim: [starts laughing hysterically]Security Guard: O.k., thats it.Security Guard: [Tosses Lil Kim in the dumpster]Lil Kim: Hey, yo MAMMAs in here!
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 art
Deuce Bigalow: [T.J. just came out of Jail] Hey, did anyone hurt you in there?T.J. Hicks: Oh, youre asking if I got ass-pumped, is whats goin on here?Deuce Bigalow: Not if you dont want to talk about it.T.J. Hicks: Well, you see, it turns out that Im not really... that attractive.Deuce Bigalow: Well, youve been cleared of murder, but people still think youre gay.T.J. Hicks: Hey, dont tell nobody Im not gay, I mean, just think of it; T.J., the Gay mans Pimp, and Im the corner Market man, check out my new bitches.[a bunch of gay people stare, and wave at T.J]Deuce Bigalow: O.k. then, lets go grab some chicken, and Waffles, my treat.T.J. Hicks: Man, you said the first thing a black man wants when he gets out of jail.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 people
Earls Son: Um, Daddy, I was looking through your underwear drawer, and I found this really cool bracelet.Earl McManus: Holy Mother of God, that is not a bracelet, son. Thats a device that your Daddy has to put on his, he... his he... Happy Birthday son, you got a bracelet!Earls Son: Cool.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 god
Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche!Deuce Bigalow: Please, you dont have to do this.Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life!Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater.Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded!Deuce Bigalow: O.k., thats a tough one, Ill give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 life
T.J. Hicks: [T.J. is in Jail, and is testing all the Prisoners for their orientation] Hey, let me give you the low-down on T.J. Now, some time ago, I used to be a sideshow host at a Circus, I played the role for eating broken glass. So we di about two shows a week, now thats a lot of broken glass, and its all collected right in the line of my anus... my *ass* is like one damn cheese grater![the Prisoners all stand, and glare at him]
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 time
Enzo Giarraputo: [on the phone] No, Mom, if youre going to stick two in there, youre going to need a lot of lubricant... okay, bye.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 you
T.J. Hicks: This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style. Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Froze to death sixty-nining a moose. The only thing left of him[takes the statues stick]T.J. Hicks: is this stick...[T.J. shows Deuce the stick]T.J. Hicks: ...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.
— Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 2005 death
Eva: Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe.Deuce Bigalow: Thats do-able!
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