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Brodski: Its gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.[Jason stabs him through the chest again]Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.
— Jason X 2001
[talking about Jasons brain size]Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?Janessa: Way manages.Waylander: Thats very funny.
— Jason X 2001 funny
Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Lets bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know Im gonna get blamed for this shit.
— Jason X 2001 god
[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?VR teen girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?[both remove their tops]VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love premarital sex!
— Jason X 2001 love
Crutch: Hey, youre lucky you werent alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
— Jason X 2001 live
Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.Azrael: Hi, hand.
— Jason X 2001 you
Janessa: Why dont you just admit it? You want me.Tsunaron: I couldnt be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
— Jason X 2001 you
[Rowan slaps the Professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.Professor Lowe: No shit.
— Jason X 2001 strong
Janessa: Im real bitchy when I wake up.Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
— Jason X 2001 you
Sven: What do we do with this guy?Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
— Jason X 2001 live
Kinsa: Hes here!Rowan: Quiet!Kinsa: But if hes here hell kill us.Rowan: [covers Kinsas mouth] Be quiet! One more sound and Ill snap your neck myself. Got it?[Kinsa nods]Janessa: Shes good with people.
— Jason X 2001 people
Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, youll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
— Jason X 2001 you
Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
— Jason X 2001 die
Rowan: I dont think hes out there...Janessa: Why dont you just stick your head out and have a peek?
— Jason X 2001 you
[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete![laughs it off]Professor Lowe: Shit, its yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya...[Jason stares at him]Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, its okay! He just wanted his machete back!
— Jason X 2001 ya
Tsunaron: Whoops.Rowan: What do you mean, whoops?Tsunaron: Nothing.Rowan: Not nothing. You just dont say Oops. What oops?Tsunaron: I think he saw me.
— Jason X 2001 you
[first lines]Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why dont you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?[covers Jason with a rag]
— Jason X 2001 you
Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me whats on his face?Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?Tsunaron: Its a hockey mask.
— Jason X 2001 sun
[Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation]Azrael: What the hell?Dallas: I thought this was an alien sim.Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play.[Jason moves towards them]Azrael: I said, pause play.Dallas: Hes not pausing.Azrael: Yeah, I know that.[Jason stops in front of them]Azrael: I think we need to re-boot.[Jason slashes Azraels torso from his collarbone to his abdomen]Azrael: That does not count as a kill.Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does.[Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head roles to the floor]Dallas: Okay, screw this. Game over.
— Jason X 2001 war
Tsunaron: Are you ready?Kay-Em 14: I was built ready, baby.
— Jason X 2001 you
Adrienne: [she takes off Jasons mask] Ah poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.
— Jason X 2001 wonder
[Jasons frozen body falls and chops off Azraels arm]Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 ccs of ethrine. Youll be fine.Azrael: Fine? Im missing my arm![Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him]Azrael: Youre so pretty.
— Jason X 2001 sin
Brodski: How long has she been dead?Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.Brodski: Thats one hell of a wake-up call.
— Jason X 2001 hell
[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crews technodroid]Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
— Jason X 2001 god
Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, its just it cries out for more research.
— Jason X 2001 age
Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. Thats not Jason Voorhees, is it?Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.Professor Lowe: Weve got him frozen here on the ship.Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership?Dieter Perez: No list. Hes my find. Hes mine.Professor Lowe: What about your students?Dieter Perez: Theyre students. The educational experience will be enough.
— Jason X 2001 education
Rowan: What are you doing here?Dr. Wimmer: Im taking the specimen.Rowan: Well, you cant. I havent prepped the cryostasis chamber.Dr. Wimmer: I dont want him frozen, Rowan. I want him soft.Rowan: Weve already discussed this.Dr. Wimmer: Yeah. Well, I had to go over your head. Im moving him to our Scranton facility.Rowan: Dr. Wimmer, you cant risk transporting him through open country.Dr. Wimmer: This isnt open for discussion. His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue... I mean, its just cries out for more research.Rowan: And youll risk the deaths of innocent civilians if he escapes?Dr. Wimmer: Yes. But Im sure Sergeant Marcus and his men can handle the transfer just fine. Sergeant?Sgt. Marcus: Everything is under control, maam.Rowan: Dr. Wimmer, please.Dr. Wimmer: Rowan, hes no longer your problem.
— Jason X 2001 death
Rowan: [sees Waylander with Jasons machete] Oh, whoa. Where did you get that?Waylander: Uh, from your friend. The big guy with the hockey mask.Professor Lowe: You brought him on board?Professor Lowe: Hes in the next lab. Were quite safe.Rowan: Safe?Professor Lowe: Our scans reveal him to be very dead.Rowan: Could your scans be wrong? I think you just get rid of him, professor. Hes too dangerous.Professor Lowe: Well, that would be irresponsible and foolhardy. Hes a valuable scientific artifact that must be carefully preserved. Much like yourself.Rowan: He is an unstoppable killing machine. Hes not dead.Waylander: Believe me. Hes definitely dead.Rowan: Show me.
— Jason X 2001 art
Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid Im gonna have to hurt you now.
— Jason X 2001 hurt
[Kay-Em 14s head has been separated from her body]Kay-Em 14: Id clap if I could.
— Jason X 2001 body
Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?Kay-Em 14: Nope.Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! Thats Bullshit!.
— Jason X 2001 survival
Tsunaron: Are you telling theres absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?
— Jason X 2001 kiss
Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
— Jason X 2001 you
Waylander: Now what?[Jason approaches]Janessa: Now basically we... we die.
— Jason X 2001 die
Janessa: Just... dont wreck my pants.
— Jason X 2001
Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!
— Jason X 2001 man
[to Jason]Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!
— Jason X 2001
Rowan: How do we get off this ship?Waylander: I dont know.Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?Waylander: Beam us off?
— Jason X 2001 you
Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey Slappy.[Jason turns around]Tsunaron: Got a little something for you.[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]
— Jason X 2001 you
[last lines]Campfire Teen #1: Look at that.Campfire Teen #2: A shooting star. Make a wish.Campfire Teen #1: It landed in the lake.Campfire Teen #2: Lets go check it out.
— Jason X 2001 fire

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