Lethal Weapon 2 1989

[Leo Getz explaining money laundering]Leo Getz: Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you dont even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?Martin Riggs: Youre a swindler!Roger Murtaugh: Cheat!Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!

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[last lines]Roger Murtaugh: Im too old for this shit.

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[Rudd fires at Riggs, hitting him several times. Riggs falls, writhing in pain. Arjens gun clicks empty. Roger aims at him]Roger Murtaugh: [shouting] DROP IT, ASSHOLE!Martin Riggs: [weakly] Rog...Arjen Rudd: [holds up his wallet] Diplomatic immunity![Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudds wallet, and then his head]Roger Murtaugh: Its just been revoked!

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[after shooting 2 criminals with a nail gun]Roger Murtaugh: Nailed you both!

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Riggs: Were back, were bad, youre black, Im mad.

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[Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet]Roger: Why didnt they plant the bomb in Trishs stove?Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that couldve ended there![both laugh]Roger: Im gonna die on a toilet, arent I?Riggs: Guys like you dont die on toilets.

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Murtaugh: You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?

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Martin Riggs: Im not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.

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Martin Riggs: Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Hey, hey. Theyve been... de-kaffir-nated.

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[after the envoys states that Murtaugh cant go to South Africa because hes black]Roger Murtaugh: Of course Im black. Thats why I want to go to South Africa.Roger Murtaugh: [louder and more militant] To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!Leo Getz: Racist White Regime!Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote!Leo Getz: One man, one vote!Roger Murtaugh: [Loudly] Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch!Leo Getz: You dumb son of a bitch!Consulate Envoy: Thats quite enough! Get out![Security tries to remove Getz and Murtaugh, resuting in a full scale riot inside and outside the Consulate]

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Arjen Aryan Rudd: Mr. Getz got away. A missed opportunity and he gets away. He slips right through our fingers, and into the hands of the police.[catches Pieter staring at the floor around him]Arjen Aryan Rudd: What are you doing?Pieter Vorstedt: I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic.

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[shouting at the driver while hanging onto the bonnet of a moving car]Martin Riggs: Id like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance![Riggs falls of the car]

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[after a wild car chase, the car looks like a wreck]Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs...Martin Riggs: Well, it still is!

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 art

[Riggs has dislocated his shoulder to escaped from a straight-jacket for a bet]Detective: How the hell do you do that man?Martin Riggs: Well, I dislocated my shoulder one time and I can do it whenever I want.Detective: God damn man, doesnt that hurt?Martin Riggs: Yes it does but not as much as when I put it back in![Slams his shoulder into an office partition wall]

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Martin Riggs: Well if it isnt Mrs. Sigmund Fraud.Dr. Stephanie Woods: My door is always open.Martin Riggs: Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, dont you, Doc?Dr. Stephanie Woods: Why do you do this to yourself Riggs?Martin Riggs: Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? None of themll let me. Besides, I need the money.

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Martin Riggs: Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby!

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 art

[McGee uses a nail gun, Riggs and Murtaugh drop to the floor, guns drawn]Mickey McGee: Hey, Jesus Christ! What the hells wrong with you guys?Martin Riggs: Im sorry, thats very uncool.Mickey McGee: Youre sorry? Check my shorts, for Christs sake!

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Roger Murtaugh: George... Home!... Out!George: But sir, I...Roger Murtaugh: George, I got a gun!George: Yes Sir!

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[after seeing Riannes commercial on TV]Martin Riggs: Hey whats with you Rog? She was great, she was beautiful.Mickey McGee: Yeah, I liked it. She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now!

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George: Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.Martin Riggs: Yeah, but its an old gun and hes not a very good shot.

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[Ribbing Murtaugh about his daughters television ad for condoms]Riggs: In one ear, out the RUBBER...

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Martin Riggs: Police! Open up!Leo Getz: How do I know its the police?Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 art

[after Riggs and Leo have a rude confrontation]Leo Getz: Oh I get it.[Points to Riggs then Murtaugh]Leo Getz: Bad cop, good cop.Roger Murtaugh: Shut up.Leo Getz: Oh okay, bad cop, bad cop.

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Leo Getz: Im Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.

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[after falling into a hotel swimming pool]Martin Riggs: Where were you man? You my partner or what? Why didnt you follow me down?Leo Getz: Yeah, why didnt you follow him down?Roger Murtaugh: Shut up! From seven floors up?

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 art

[about to pull Murtaugh off the booby-trapped toilet]Martin Riggs: On three, what do ya say?Roger Murtaugh: Okay.Martin Riggs: One... two...Roger Murtaugh: Wait, wait, wait!Martin Riggs: What?Roger Murtaugh: Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it?Martin Riggs: Its your ass, Cochise!Roger Murtaugh: My ass, yeah. On three.Martin Riggs: We go on three?Roger Murtaugh: Yeah.

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[Murtaugh is lying on top of Riggs in the bath, after the explosion]Martin Riggs: Get off me man! I dont want anybody to see us like this!

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Martin Riggs: Im surprised you havent heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 time

[explaining to Rika about the altercation with the police]Arjen Aryan Rudd: You see, my dear, the policies of our government are not very popular in this country. And the police force in this city is *overrun* with blacks. They have badges and guns and they *hate* us. Our consulate staff, particularly myself, will always be victims of their harassment.

— Lethal Weapon 2 1989 art

[after Riggs threatened Rudd in his office]Arjen Aryan Rudd: Just get out of here, Kaffir-lover!Martin Riggs: [pointing his gun at each of Rudds henchman] Eeny... Meeny... Meinie...[points at Vorstedt for a long moment]Martin Riggs: [a la Curly from the Three Stooges] Hey Moe![Riggs shoots the fish tank, causing water and fishes to spill everywhere]Martin Riggs: [mock saluting] Big Smile! Big Smile! BIG SMILE![Riggs leaves]

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Arjen Rudd: Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation?Pieter Vorstedt: Warn them off. Its my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one.Arjen Rudd: A warning... is that not a bit tame?Pieter Vorstedt: Depends how you do it.

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[Riggs sitting by the shore with his dog, Sam]Martin Riggs: Hey, did anyone ever tell you if you sit on the rocks too long, you get piles? Come on, lets get out of here.

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[Admiring the view over L.A]Roger Murtaugh: Thats downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!

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[Riggs and Rika are in bed]Riggs: I think its time for the seventh inning stretch.[pause]Riggs: Thats a baseball expression.Rika: I know. But were only up to the fourth inning.Riggs: Batter up!

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Rika Van Den Haas: Rudds hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isnt he?Riggs: Hes not a very good guy, your boss.Rika Van Den Haas: Then whatever hes doing, he shouldnt get away with it.

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