Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003

Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy?DJ Drake: Yeah, so? only... temporarily...Daffy Duck: Oh, Ive hit rock-bottom. Im hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 live

[Bugs is served a martini by one of the contraptions in Damian Drakes spy car]Bugs Bunny: Oh, well... its five o clock somewhere.Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing...Bugs Bunny: Shhh... Im about to defy you.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

Mr. Chairman: This is unacceptable. We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME goods... when three-year-olds work for so much less...[all the VPs reach for their buzzers. The VP of Child Labor gets to his first]Acme VP, Child Labor: But they require naps, sir.Mr. Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 work

DJ Drake: This security guard thing, thats just what I do for money. Im a... Im a stuntman.Daffy Duck: You? A stuntman? Please.DJ Drake: I am! Did you see those Mummy movies? Im in there more than Brendan Fraser is!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 money

[the bad guys threaten our heroes with TNT]Kate Houghton: Who has *dynamite*?Daffy Duck: Welcome to *my* world.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 world

Daffy Duck: Okay, Toots, hand over the diamond.Dusty Tails: [to herself after pushing DJ out the door] He brought a goose?Daffy Duck: Its duck, thank you.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 self

Daffy Duck: Youd never catch that rabbit doing something this heroic.Bugs Bunny: [appearing in the seat next to Daffy] Eh, whats up, duck?Daffy Duck: Youre dethpicable.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 you

Marvin the Martian: You tricked me!Bugs Bunny: Eh, whats up, Darth?

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha.Elmer Fudd: Well, as it turns out, Im secwetwy evil.Daffy Duck: Thats showbiz for ya!Elmer Fudd: Now, make with da the card; so I can pwease my dark masters!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 evil

Bugs Bunny: [fishing from a boat in the backseat of Kates flooded Alfa Romeo] Well, whaddya know, I found Nemo!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 ya

Porky Pig: F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me Im not funny anymore![sigh]Porky Pig: Its a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct.Speedy Gonzales: Youre telling me.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 funny

[DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them]DJ Drake: Dad, I think we should move.Damien Drake: Whats wrong with Beverly Hills?DJ Drake: I meant from this spot.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 war

Porky Pig: [just before the end credits, Porky tries to say Thats all Folks! but doesnt quite get there] Go home, folks.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 home

Daffy Duck: [Daffy and DJ try escape in DJs beat-up car] All right, lets see what this baby can really do.Daffy Duck: [DJ tries to start the car and it falls apart] Now thats an interesting feature.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

Mr. Chairman: Yall Monkeys yet?

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 man

[as the spy car plummets to earth, Daffy calls his stockbroker on his cellphone]Daffy Duck: Sell all my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunnys about to die!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 war

Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you cant stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 self

[making suggestions to improve Bugss image]Kate Houghton: So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star!Bugs Bunny: Usually...[dresses in drag]Bugs Bunny: *I* play the female love interest![Michigan J. Frog, at the table behind Bugs, jumps up and begins to sing Hello, My Baby]Kate Houghton: Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing.[Bugs removes the dress and lipstick]Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you dont find a rabbit wearin lipstick amusing, then we aint got nothin to say to each other.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 love

Mr. Chairman: [to Kate] Ive seen the way you look at me - I know Im hot.Kate Houghton: Ugh!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 man

[after receiving an assignment]Marvin the Martian: A mission? Im all for a-tingle!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

[slips on an animated banana peel]Yosemite Sam: Yikes![Opens fire on the banana peel]Yosemite Sam: Dadburn slapstick cliché!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 fire

[Dusty comes out in a shiny black outfit]Daffy Duck: How many galoshes died to make *that* little number?

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 man

Daffy Duck: Thats not boxing. Bite his ear.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003

Marvin the Martian: [brandishing a ray gun] Halt, and be fricasseed.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

Beaky Buzzard: Thats right, Im a vicious bird of prey.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 right

Mr. Chairman: [Referring to the screen showing DJs dad about to meet his demise] Here is you father tied up on the tracks, and here is the train of death right on schedule. You see Mr. Drake, if the train of death doesnt kill your father, then maybe those crates of TNT will, not to mention the two ton anvil hanging over his head, and...Mr. Chairman: [Noticing the pendulum of doom] Oh, and look theres the pendulum of doom! Whats the pendulum of doom doing there? I did not order the pendulum of doom!Mr. Chairman: [On the intercom with Wily E. Coyote] Thats overkill! Get rid of it!

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 death

[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement?Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!DJ Drake: Is this your idea?Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They dont even notice this kind of thing anymore.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003 art

Bugs Bunny: Daff never misses a cue.

— Looney Tunes Back in Action 2003

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