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Scrubs Season 4

Dr. Kelso: Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient. Heres a list of places we can refer you to. Thanks for playing.
— Scrubs Season 4 men
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me to give my things I dont care about speech again? Because Ive updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything.
— Scrubs Season 4 you
Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle, and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle, together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor-slash-labradoodle.
— Scrubs Season 4 war
Dr. Cox: I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
— Scrubs Season 4 light
Molly Clock: I think, as a psychiatrist, I should be there when Ms. Myers bandages get removed. I mean, the accident was traumatic enough, but with reconstructive facial surgey on top of that? In my professional opinion: yikes!
— Scrubs Season 4 age
Dr. Cox: Well, if you are coming in, I might just go ahead and phone up my pool man and my architect so we populate the room with just as many useless people as possible.
— Scrubs Season 4 people
Dr. Cox: You know what? Ive got a son, I dont fantasize about Jordan dying as much anymore, and, even though it wasnt planned, Im actually pretty happy about the way this whole marriage thing has worked out. Sooo, would you please stop your chirping and step away from my personal life?
— Scrubs Season 4 life
Dr. Cox: No, newbie, Ive not killed. But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule. So right about now you gotta be asking yourself: do you think youre that good?
— Scrubs Season 4 self
Dan: What, a guy cant take three days off work, travel 800 miles on a bus with a double-layer fudge cake just to say hey, how are things?
— Scrubs Season 4 work
Dr. Cox: Lets break down the kids support system, shall we? Hes got me, an emotionally crippled narcissist, and hes got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist who is soaking in a tub of what by now has to be mostly your own urine.
— Scrubs Season 4 emotion
Dr. Cox: And I have got to believe that the two of us, together—together, Dan—we can make it at least half-way to one legitimate adult.
— Scrubs Season 4 believe
Molly: Perry, no ones pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy center.
— Scrubs Season 4 people
Dr. Cox: There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
— Scrubs Season 4 art
Dr. Cox: Lady, people arent chocolates. Dyou know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I dont find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
— Scrubs Season 4 people
Dr. Cox: Ohh, I am so very angry that Im going to find someone to killjust to prove her wrong.
— Scrubs Season 4 wrong
Dr. Kelso: With any luck, I kept her from reporting me to the board for trying to con her out of meds.
— Scrubs Season 4 luck
Dr. Cox: Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the earth is full of people who, deep down, are filled with kindness and caring!
— Scrubs Season 4 art
J.D.: My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as the jackhammer. I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I cant stop constantly narrating my own life.
— Scrubs Season 4 life
J.D.: Molly, Im narcissistic, Im pessimistic, Im obsessive, Im insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.
— Scrubs Season 4 relationships
Dr. Cox: to J.D. Can I ask you a personal question? Just how long has it been since you swept the stuffed animals off of your bed, thrown your ankles up in the air and thanked whatever god you pray to that you didnt have on your granny panties?
— Scrubs Season 4 god
Elliot: Carla, when I became Chief Resident, I wrote a pledge to myself. And do you know what it said?
— Scrubs Season 4 self
Elliot: It said Dance like nobody is watching. Which I do, constantly in my living room, with the shades closed just in case somebody is watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.
— Scrubs Season 4 living
Dr. Cox: to Neena Okay, missy. Knowing damn sure that youll sue us if the slightest thing should go wrong with this elective procedure, were gonna go ahead and elect not to do it.
— Scrubs Season 4 light
Elliot: How is it that no man understands that every woman, whether shes sixteen or sixty, still has that awkward, insecure, self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?
— Scrubs Season 4 war
Turk: Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, Hell yeah!
— Scrubs Season 4 hell

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