Lenny Bruce

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There are never enough I Love You's. .

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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. .

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. .

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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. .

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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. .

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Communism is like one big phone company. .

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. .

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. .

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The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is. .

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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. .

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When you're eight years old nothing is your business. .

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. .

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. .

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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. .

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. .

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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. .

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. .

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I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. .

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There are never enough I Love Yous. .

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