Henry: Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?Lucy: Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. Im sorry.Henry: Youre making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?Lucy: No. Im not.Henry: Whats his name then?Lucy: Ringo.Henry: Is his last name, Starr?Lucy: No. McCartney.