Jeff: We should listen to him sometime. We wouldnt regret it. And Shirley. Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And dont test her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was way too specific to be improvised. And Troy. Who cares if Troy thinks hes all that? Maybe he is. Do you think astronauts go to the moon because they hate oxygen? No, theyre trying to impress their high schools prom king. And Abed. Abeds a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup because you know what? Soup is better. Abed is better. You are all better than you think you are. You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.

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