Finding Nemo 2003

[as Bruce bangs against the door of the sunken ship]Dory: Who is it?Marlin: Dory, help me find a way out!Dory: [to Bruce] Sorry. Could you come back later? Were trying to escape.

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

Bloat: Uh-oh. Darla.Nemo: Whats wrong with her?Gurgle: She wouldnt stop shaking the bag.[close up of the dead fish in the photo]Bubbles: Poor Chuckles.Deb: He was her present last year.Bloat: Took a ride on the porcelain express.[Dentist flushes toilet]Peach: Shes a fish killer!

— Finding Nemo 2003 present

Mr. Ray: Well hello! Who is this?Nemo: Im Nemo.Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.Nemo: Okay.Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?Nemo: In an an... an-nem-men-nem-mon-ee... A men-nem-men-nem-o-nee...Mr. Ray: Okay, okay. Dont hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorer!

— Finding Nemo 2003 science

Marlin: I promised Id never let anything happen to him.Dory: Hmm. Thats a funny thing to promise.Marlin: What?Dory: Well, you cant never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.

— Finding Nemo 2003 funny

Peach: [yawns] Morning. Its morning, everyone! Todays the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of...[beat]Peach: [gasps] The tank is clean.[yells]Peach: The tank is clean!

— Finding Nemo 2003 ya

Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. Whats it like?Nemo: Umm... big... and blue?Bubbles: I knew it.

— Finding Nemo 2003

[Eating from sewage treatment pipe]Crab #1: Manna from heaven.Crab #2: Sweet nectar of life.

— Finding Nemo 2003 life

Lobster: ...and it was like wicked dark down there. Hows it going Bob?...

— Finding Nemo 2003 dark

Mr. Ray: Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.Jimmy: Aw, man!

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Marlin: We did it, we did it oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, Woo!Marlin, Dory: Eating here tonight!Dory: No, no, no eating here tonight, youre on a diet!

— Finding Nemo 2003 night

Dory: Just keep swimming.

— Finding Nemo 2003

Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.[baby talk, the jellyfish stings her]Dory: Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

— Finding Nemo 2003 bad

Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

— Finding Nemo 2003 change

Dory: How about we play a game?Marlin: All right.Dory: Okay, Im thinking of something orange, and its small...Marlin: Its me.Dory: Right![Later]Dory: Im thinking of something orange and small...Marlin: Me again.Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...[Later]Dory: ... Its orange and small, and has stripes...Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.Dory: Okay, thats just scary.

— Finding Nemo 2003 art

Crush: Cause we were like, woaaaah., and I was like, woaaaah. and you were like, woaaahh...

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

Nemo: I wanna go home. Does anyone know where my dad is?Peach: Honey, your fathers probably back at the pet store.Nemo: Pet store?Bloat: Yeah. Like, Im from Bobs Fish Mart.Gurgle: Pet Palace.Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.Deb: Mail Order.Peach: eBay.

— Finding Nemo 2003 art

Dory: No. No, you cant... STOP. Please dont go away. Please? No ones ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. Its there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and Im home. Please... I dont want that to go away. I dont want to forget.Marlin: Im sorry, Dory. But I... do.

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

[repeated line]Seagulls: Mine.

— Finding Nemo 2003 sea

[last lines][the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]Deb: Yay!Bloat: Ha, ha, ha, ha!Gill: We did it![pause]Bloat: Now what?

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what youve gotta do?Marlin: No I dont wanna know.Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.Marlin: Dory, no singing.Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.Marlin: Now Im stuck with that song... Now its in my head.Dory: Sorry.

— Finding Nemo 2003 love

Dory: [in her sleep] Hey, careful with that hammer...

— Finding Nemo 2003 sleep

[Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]Dory: Ow!Marlin: Oh, Im really sorry. Are you okay?Dory: Ow, ow, ow!Marlin: Im so sorry.Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?[a wisp of blood floats from Dorys nose]Marlin: Ohh!Dory: Ow. Ow. Ow.Bruce: Dory, are you okay...[Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black]Bruce: Ooooooooo, thats good...Chum, Anchor: Intervention!

— Finding Nemo 2003 good

Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.[repeatedly]Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? Youre rats with wings!

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.[they slap fins]Crush: Noggin.[bump heads]Squirt, Crush: Dude!

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

Bruce: Todays meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?Anchor: Got mine.[a small fish shivering with fear]Dory: Hi there!Bruce: What about you, Chum?Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.[a fish skeleton peeks from Chums teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]Bruce: Thats all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?

— Finding Nemo 2003 fear

Chum: Humans - -think they own *everything*.Anchor: Probably *American*.

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Crush: [Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - New Parents] Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.Crush: [Scene 5, The Drop Off] Whoa! Big ol blues one serious place, dude.Crush: [Scene 9, The Tank Gang] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!Crush: [Scene 13, Fish Impressions] Dude! I dont know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, theyll know, you know?Crush: [Scene 17, News Travels] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!Crush: [Scene 21, Inside the Whale] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.Crush: [Scene 25, Darla!] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.Crush: [Scene 29, Reunion] Little Blue is like Whoa!, and Jellyman was like Whoaaa!, but Little Jellyman was like Whoa... my head.

— Finding Nemo 2003 men

Darla: [Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off; singing loudly] Twinkle twinkle little star!Peach: [slowly falling off the glass] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

— Finding Nemo 2003 sin

Deb: Kid, if theres anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. Thats me. Or if Im not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.[swims up to her reflection]Deb: Hi, how are ya? Dont listen to anything my sister says, shes nuts!

— Finding Nemo 2003 ya

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, Im a natural blue...

— Finding Nemo 2003 money

Dory: DUCK.Marlin: [looks up] Thats not a duck, its a... PELICAN.

— Finding Nemo 2003

Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.[points to Marlin]Nemo: But bigger.Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but Im not telling you where he went, and theres no way youre gonna make me.[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see]Seagulls: Mine? Mine. Mine![they start flapping from their rock to where the crab is]Crab: Ahh! All right! Ill talk! Ill talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!

— Finding Nemo 2003 art

Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where Im going? OK, Ill tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! Thats where Im going!

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Dory: Well, lets just ask someone for directions.Marlin: Who do you want to ask, the *speck*? Theres no one here!

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

[Gerald the pelican seems to be choking]Nigel: [casually] Alright Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue?[Gerald opens his mouth to show this is indeed the case]Dory, Marlin: Aaaaahh!Nigel: Love a duck!

— Finding Nemo 2003 love

Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Marlin: [exasperated] Would somebody please just give me directions?[School of fish take shape of clown fish with sour expression]School of Fish: [mockingly] Would somebody please just give me directions?Marlin: Im serious!School of Fish: Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me!

— Finding Nemo 2003 school

Marlin: Hes my son, he was taken by these divers...Dory: Oh my, you poor fish.Chum: Humans. Think they own everything.Anchor: Probably American...

— Finding Nemo 2003 man

Marlin: The dropoff? Theyre going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

Marlin: You think you can do these things, but you just cant, Nemo.

— Finding Nemo 2003 you

[Marlin and Dory are arguing about whether or not they should go over the trench]Dory: Come on, trust me on this one.Marlin: Trust you?Dory: Yes, trust, its what friends do.

— Finding Nemo 2003 friends

[Marlin and Dory are racing through the jellyfish forest. Marlin starts talking to himself]Marlin: So, were cheating death now, thats what were doing, and were having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...Dory: Yeah, be careful I dont make you cry when I win!Marlin: Oh I dont think so!Dory: Give it up old man, you cant fight evolution, I was built for speed!Marlin: The question is Dory, are you hungry?Dory: Hungry? Why?Marlin: Cause youre about to eat my bubbles!

— Finding Nemo 2003 death

Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when Im at school, Ill see a shark.Marlin: I highly doubt it.Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?Marlin: No, and I dont plan to.Nemo: How old are sea turtles?Marlin: Sea turtles? I dont know.Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle Ill ask him, right after Im done talking to the shark.

— Finding Nemo 2003 live

Nemo: Whats that?Tad: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a butt.Pearl: Thats a pretty big butt.[swims out a little]Sheldon: Oh, look at me. Im gonna touch the butt.

— Finding Nemo 2003

Sheldon: [gasp] He touched the butt.

— Finding Nemo 2003

Sheldon: Im H2O intolerant.[sneezes]

— Finding Nemo 2003

[Squirts falls off the back of another turtle and off the current]Marlin: [freaks out] Oh, my goodness!Crush: Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.

— Finding Nemo 2003 good

[the parents are looking at their 400 unhatched children]Coral: We still have to name them...Marlin: You wanna name all of em, right now? All right.Marlin: [points to the eggs on the left side of the nest] Well name this half Marlin Jr.,Marlin: [points to the eggs on the right side] And then this half Coral Jr. Okay, were done.[Marlin leaves]Coral: I like Nemo.Marlin: [Comes back] Nemo? Well, well name one Nemo, but Id like most of them to be Marlin Jr.

— Finding Nemo 2003 children

[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist]Deb: What have we got?Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, its not going to be pretty.[Dentist drills and patient screams]Bloat: Rubber dam and clamp installed?Peach: Yep.Gurgle: What did he use to open?Peach: A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.Deb: [sighs] I cant see, Flo.[Dentist picks teeth and patient screams]Peach: Now hes doing the Schilder technique.Bloat: Ooh, hes using a Hedstrom file.Gurgle: Thats not a Hedstrom file, its a K-FLEX.Bloat: It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.Gurgle: No, no, K-FLEX.Bloat: HEDSTROM.Gurgle: K-FLEX!Bloat: HEDSTROM![Inflates]Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help. Over here.Deb: [sighs] Ill go deflate him.

— Finding Nemo 2003 sin

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