Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. Hes been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 time

Moaning Myrtle: Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks its funny to throw a book at me.Ron: But, it cant hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right through you.Moaning Myrtle: [swooping down towards Ron] Sure! Lets all throw books at Myrtle, because she cant feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach![punches Ron in stomach]Moaning Myrtle: Fifty points if it goes through her head![punches Ron in head]

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 funny

Harry: Youd better clear off before my bones come back, Dobby, or else I might strangle you.Dobby: [jumps off the bed] Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 death

Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 choices

Draco Malfoy: [to Harry, disguised as Goyle] Why are you wearing glasses?Goyle: Oh, uh... reading.Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didnt know you could read.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 reading

Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.Harry: Dont worry. I will be.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 hope

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldnt it be follow the butterflies?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 lies

Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?Ron: Um... Ron Weasley.Gilderoy Lockhart: Really! And,uh, wh-who am I?Ron: Lockharts memory charm backfired! He hasnt got a clue who he is!Gilderoy Lockhart: Its an odd sort of place, this, isnt it? Do you live here?Ron: No.Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?[knocks Lockhart unconscious with a rock]

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Molly Weasley: *Your* sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.Arthur Weasley: [to the boys] Did you really? How did it go?[after Molly hits him]Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, youre welcome to share my toilet.Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Dobby: Dobby is... free.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 free

Oliver Wood: We play our game, Hufflepuff doesnt stand a chance. Were stronger, quicker and smarter.Fred Weasley: And not to mention theyre dead scared that Harryll petrify them if they fly anywhere near him.Oliver Wood: Well, that too.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Ron: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, Ill kill him! I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?Harry: We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 secrets

[after using a spell to mend Harrys broken arm, Lockhart inadvertently removes all the bones in it]Gilderoy Lockhart: Ah... yes, well, that can sometimes happen. Um, but, uh, the point is, uh, you can no longer feel any pain. And, very clearly, the bones are not broken.Hagrid: Broken? Theres no bones left!Gilderoy Lockhart: Much more flexible, though.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 time

Ron: Its not much, but its home.Harry: I think its brilliant.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 home

Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.Dumbledore: And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.Dumbledore: Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive...[beams]Dumbledore: Special Awards for Services to the School.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 war

Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?Dudley Dursley: Ill be waiting to open the door.Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?Harry: Ill be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I dont exist.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

[last lines]Hagrid: Id just like to say that, if it hadnt been for you Harry, and Ron and Hermione of course, I would... Id still be You-Know-Where. So Id just like to say thanks.Harry: Theres no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 war

Mrs. Weasley: RONALD WEASLEY! How dare you steal that car? I am absolutely disgusted! Your fathers facing an inquiry at work, and its entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, well bring you straight home![to Ginny]Mrs. Weasley: Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.[turns back to Ron]Mrs. Weasley: PPPBBBTTT![the howler rips up]Mrs. Weasley: .

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 work

Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!Molly Weasley: Well, youd best hope I dont put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 hope

Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isnt a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 time

Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles arent accustomed to seeing a flying car.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Ron: If it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no ones dead?Harry: Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin... Justin mustve seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it, but hes a ghost; he couldnt die again. And Hermione... had the mirror! I bet you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.Ron: And Mrs. Norris? Im pretty sure she didnt have a camera or a mirror, Harry.Harry: The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisks reflection.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 people

Ron: [in high voice] My wand. Look at my wand.Harry: Be thankful its not your neck.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Hermione: Look, Hagrids our friend, why dont we just go and ask him about it?Ron: That would be a cheerful visit. Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?[Hagrid has walked up behind them]Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldnt be talkin about me, now would ya?Hermione, Ron, Harry: No.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 ya

Harry: Promise me something.Dobby: Anything, sir.Harry: Never try to save my life again.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 life

Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 evil

Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?Molly Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

[deleted scene]Fred Weasley: Look everyone, its the heir of Slytherin!George Weasley: Be careful! Hes a seriously evil wizard.Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.Harry: Theyre the only ones.Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks youre nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?Harry: Maybe theyre right.Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!Harry: Look, I didnt know I could speak Parseltongue! What else dont I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.Hermione: You dont believe that, Harry. I know you dont. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoys staying for the holidays, too.Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 evil

Dumbledore: You will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.Lucius Malfoy: Admirable sentiments. Shall we? Fudge?Cornelius Fudge: Come, Hagrid. Well?Hagrid: If, uh, if anybody was looking for some stuff, then all theyd have to do would be to follow the spiders.Hagrid: Yup. That would lead em right. Thats all I have to say.[Hagrid leaves]

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 war

Draco Malfoy: Training for the ballet, Potter?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 rain

[Snape blasts Lockhart off his feet in a practice duel]Hermione: Do you think hes all right?Ron: Who cares?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs.Seamus Finnigan: No, maam, hes just fainted.Prof. Sprout: [pauses and sighs] Yes, well, just leave him there.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 sea

[as Ron burps up slugs]Hagrid: This calls for specialist equipment.[hands Ron a bucket]Hagrid: Nothing to do but wait til it stops, Im afraid. Better out than in.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 men

Ron: Wheres Hermione when you need her?

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemorts powers were destroyed?Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time!Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 time

Ron: [spellotaping his broken wand] Say it, Im doomed.Harry: Youre doomed.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Harry: Its a snake skin.Ron: Bloody hell. Whatever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.[Gilderoy Lockhart passes out]Ron: [to Harry] Heart of a lion, this one.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?Harry: You wish.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Harry: You. Youre the Heir of Slytherin. Youre Voldemort.Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didnt think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle fathers name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledores been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 fear

Gilderoy Lockhart: Lets have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley, how about you?Professor Snape: Weasleys wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. Well be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Draco Malfoy: [after having Harrys picture taken] Bet you loved that, didnt you Potter. Famous Harry Potter cant even go into a bookshop without making the front page.Ginny: Leave him alone.Draco Malfoy: Oh, look, Potter, you got yourself a girlfriend.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 love

Harry: Wish you were here, Hermione. We need you. Now more than ever.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Harry: Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago? She died in a bathroom. What if she never left?Ron: Moaning Myrtle!

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 girl

Moaning Myrtle: *Im* Moaning Myrtle! I wouldnt expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH![she lets out a piercing shriek and dive-bombs into one of the toilets, disappearing with a splash]Hermione: Shes a little sensitive.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 you

Gilderoy Lockhart: Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention, than by helping me to answer my fan mail?Harry: Not really.Gilderoy Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 art

Harry: [writing inside Tom Riddles diary] My name is Harry Potter.[the words disappear, then other words appear in the diary]Tom Marvolo Riddle: Hello, Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle.Harry: [writing] Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?Tom Marvolo Riddle: [word appears] Yes...Harry: Can you tell me?Tom Marvolo Riddle: No...[Harry sighs in frustration, but then sees the next words, and get excited]Tom Marvolo Riddle: But I can show you... Let me take you back 50 years ago... 13th June.[the pages turn to this date, then Harry is swept inside the diary]

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 writing

[Hermione reveals that it will take a month to produce the Polyjuice potion]Harry: A month![lowers his voice]Harry: But Hermione, if Malfoy *is* the Heir of Slytherin, he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then!Hermione: I know, but its the only plan weve got.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 school

Tom Marvolo Riddle: So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.

— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 song

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