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Ice Age 2002

Carl: I cant believe it. Fresh wild greens? Frank. Where did you ever?Frank: Go ahead - dig in...Carl: A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped em all out.Frank: [singsong voice] All but one.
— Ice Age 2002 believe
Diego: Hello, ladies.Oscar: Hey, look who finally decided to show up.Soto: Diego. I was beginning to worry about you.Diego: No need to worry. In about two minutes youll be satisfying your taste for revenge.Soto: Very nice.
— Ice Age 2002 hell
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.Diego: I dont eat junk food.
— Ice Age 2002 food
Diego: [playing peek-a-boo] Wheres the baby?... There he is![the babys only reaction is blinking; it is so startled its quieted]Diego: Wheres the baby?... there he is!Manny: [the baby begins crying again] Stop it, youre scaring him!
— Ice Age 2002 art
[passing a Stonehenge-like structure]Manfred: Modern architecture. Itll never last.
— Ice Age 2002 man
[Sids trying to use the baby to get attention from girls]Sid: Im begging you. I need him.Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?Sid: Aw, you say that, but you dont mean it.Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they dont stand a chance.Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.
— Ice Age 2002 humor
Manfred: Diego, spit that out. You dont know where its been.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.Manfred: So you got three melons?
— Ice Age 2002 man
Diego: Ive eaten things that didnt complain this much.
— Ice Age 2002 ego
Sid: [about the baby] I bet hes hungry.Manny: How bout some milk?Sid: Ooh, Id love some!Diego: Not you. The baby.Sid: Well, I aint exactly lactating right now, pal.Diego: Youre a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, arent you...Manny: [in a shout that echoes] ENOUGH!
— Ice Age 2002 love
Diego: Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple.Manfred: There is no us!Diego: I see. Couldnt have one of your own, so you decided to adopt.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Sid: [after Diego snuffs out the fire on his tail] Thank you. From now on, Im gonna call you Diego...Diego: Lord of Touch Me and Youre Dead.
— Ice Age 2002 ego
Manfred: [watching the dodos] Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Diego: The baby? Please. I was just returning it to its herd.Sid: Oh, yeah. Nice try, Bucktooth.Diego: You calling me a liar?Sid: I didnt say that.Diego: You were thinking it.Sid: [whispering, to Manny] I dont like this cat. He reads minds.
— Ice Age 2002 mind
Dodo: Prepare for the Ice Age.Sid: Ice Age?Diego: Ive heard of these crackpots.
— Ice Age 2002 age
Glyptodont: So, wheres Eddie?Glyptodont: Oh, he said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.Glyptodont: Really?[Eddie is seen running off a cliff in the background]Eddie: Look, Im flying![thud]Glyptodont: Some breakthrough.
— Ice Age 2002 evolution
Carl: [to Sid] Look, were gonna break your neck so you dont feel a thing. Hows that?Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.Sid: An excellent point!Manfred: Shut up.Carl: Who says were gonna eat him after we kill them?Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.Manfred: You know, I dont like animals that kill for pleasure.Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.Sid: Im a mammal that cares!
— Ice Age 2002 man
Diego: Whoo, yeah! Whos up for round two?[pause; embarrassed]Diego: Um, t-t-tell the kid to be more careful.
— Ice Age 2002 ego
Diego: Is its nose dry?Sid: That means theres something wrong with it.Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
— Ice Age 2002 ego
Manfred: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.
— Ice Age 2002 life
[on Sids clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]Manfred: Youre an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?
— Ice Age 2002 nature
Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans cant talk.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Manfred: Heres your little bundle of joy. Were returning it to the humans.Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigeys gonna lead the way.Sid: Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?Manfred: [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.Diego: You wont always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... cause Ill be chewing on it.Manfred: Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.Sid: ...Help me.
— Ice Age 2002 joy
Manfred: Okay, you. Check for poop.Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?Manfred: Because returning the runt was your idea, because youre small and insignificant, and because Ill pummel you if you dont.Sid: ...Why else?Manfred: NOW, Sid!
— Ice Age 2002 man
Sid: My feet are sweating.Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?Manfred: Hes doing it for attention, just ignore him.
— Ice Age 2002 time
Sid: Can I hang out with you?Manfred: Sure. Climb on my back and relax the whole way.Sid: Really?Manfred: No.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Sid: So she picks this hair off my shoulder, and says, If youre gonna have a second mating dance, at least pick a sloth with the same color pelt. And Im thinkin, Whoa! Shes gonna go praying-mantis on me. Know what Im saying?Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now get away from me.
— Ice Age 2002 life
Manfred: [to Scrat] Hey, buddy. Have you seen any humans go by here?[Scrats mimes charade game]Sid: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this game, I love this game! Lets see. First word...[Scrat mimes packing down snow]Sid: Stomp. No, Stamp.Manfred: Let me try. Um... pack.[Scrats nods]Sid: Good one, Manny.[Scrat acts like a sabertooth]Sid: Second word, long teeth... and claws. Pack of wolves? Pack of...Manfred: Pack of bears?Sid: No.Manfred: Pack of fleas?Sid: [Scrat points at Diego] Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?Manfred: Pachyderm!Sid: Pack of lies? Pack of troubles?[Diego swats Scrat and sends him flying]Sid: Pack a wallop? Pack of birds! Pack of flying fish!
— Ice Age 2002 love
Sid: [catching up to Manfred and Diego, he sits down on the top of a geyser] Hey, thanks for waiting.Diego, Manfred: Three, two, one...[the geyser erupts, and sends Sid shooting up into the sky]Manfred: Sure is faithful.[Sid lands with his head in the geyser]
— Ice Age 2002 faith
Sid: From now on, youll have to refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flame.Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tails on fire.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Manfred: [to Sid] Lets get something straight, okay? Theres no we. There never *was* a we. In fact, without me, there wouldnt even be a you!
— Ice Age 2002 man
[last lines]Sid: You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.Diego: Keep dreaming.Sid: No really...
— Ice Age 2002 war
Diego: Why did you do that? You couldve died trying to save me.Manfred: Thats what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.Diego: Well... thanks.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Diego: Im... sorry I set you guys up.Sid: Ah, you know me, Im too lazy to hold a grudge.
— Ice Age 2002 ego
[Sid is drawing a sloth with chalk]Diego: What are you doing?Sid: Im putting sloths on the map.Manfred: Why dont you make him more realistic and draw him lying down?Diego: And make him rounder.[Manfred draws a pot-belly on Sids drawing]Diego: Perfect.Sid: Ha, ha. I forgot how to laugh.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Manfred: Hey, buddy, want a lift?Diego: No, thanks. Im saving what little dignity Ive got left.Sid: Youre hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.
— Ice Age 2002 man
[Diego makes a huge jump]Sid: I wish I could jump like that.Manfred: [kicking Sid] Wish granted.
— Ice Age 2002 man
Start: Hey! Do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road!Manfred: If my trunk was that small, I wouldnt call attention to myself, pal.
— Ice Age 2002 art
Dodo: [rallying other dodoes] Prepare for the Ice Age.Dodo: Protect the dodo way of life.Dodo: Survival separates the dodos from the beasts.
— Ice Age 2002 life
Diego: Maybe we shouldnt do this.Sid: Why not?Diego: ...Because if we save him hell grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think hell hunt?Sid: Maybe because we saved him, he wont hunt us.Diego: Yeah, and maybe hell grow fur, and a long, skinny neck and call you Mama.
— Ice Age 2002 hell
Sid: [Dragging a stick] Phew. Im wiped out.Manfred: Thats your shelter?Sid: Hey, youre a big guy, you got a lot of wood. Im a little guy.Manfred: You got half a stick.Sid: Yes, but with this little stick and my highly-evolved brain...[accidentally pokes himself in the eye with stick]Sid: Ow... I shall create -[snaps it in half]Sid: fire.Manfred: Fascinating.Sid: Well see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, now wont we?[Later, Sid is trying to light a fire in the rain, while Manfred is dry under his shelter]Manfred: Hey, I think I saw a spark.
— Ice Age 2002 light
[Sid and the baby are fighting]Manfred: Dont make me reach back there.Sid: He started it.Manfred: I dont care who started it. Ill finish it.
— Ice Age 2002 art
Sid: Doesnt anybody care about Sid the sloth?
— Ice Age 2002 body
Sid: Survival! Of the! Fittest! I-dont-think-so.
— Ice Age 2002 survival
Diego: Im working here, you waste of fur.
— Ice Age 2002 work
Manfred: [to the baby] Hey, hey, does this look like a petting zoo to you?
— Ice Age 2002 man
[Rumbling is heard]Manfred: [to Diego] Tell me that was your stomach.Diego: Shh.Sid: Im sure its just thunder. From, under... ground?
— Ice Age 2002 man
Sid: Hey look. What is this? Pineconeshhh!
— Ice Age 2002
[the tigers find out the baby is a snow decoy]Sid: Sorry, fellas. He got a little frostbite.
— Ice Age 2002 snow
Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I cant wait to get my paws on that mammoth.Soto: Nobody touches the mammoth until I get the baby.Zeke: ...First Im gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. Ill put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another.Lenny: Hey, knock it off. Im starving.Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.Lenny: I told you to knock it off!
— Ice Age 2002 art

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