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Druidian Priest: Excuse me. Im trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!

— Spaceballs love

You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, lets see how well you handle it.

— Spaceballs war

1-2-3-4-5? Thats the stupidest combination Ive ever heard of in my life! Thats the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

— Spaceballs life

Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I dont know what to do. I cant make decisions! Im a president!

— Spaceballs decisions

Look your highness, its not that were afraid, far from it. Its just that weve got this thing about death; its not us.

— Spaceballs death

Colonel Sandurz: Well, thats true, sir, but theres been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.

— Spaceballs home

Computer: This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

— Spaceballs self

Man 1 in diner: We were lost, none of us knew where we were. Then Harry starts feeling around on all the trees and he says I got it we on Pluto, I say, Harry how can ya tell?, and he says, from the bark, you dummies. Ha-ha! From the bark!

— Spaceballs art

Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death.

— Spaceballs death

Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to the pay-or, but not to the pay-ee. Ha-ha-ha. But youre gonnna pay it, or else.

— Spaceballs you

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