Batman comics

after shooting a crossbow bolt through a crooked cops hand, Black Canary and John are staring at her What? Hell be fine. Were in a hospital. - Birds of Prey #80

Both of us trying to find meaning in a meaningless world! Why be a disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God? Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero? - Batman #663

— Batman comics god

I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me Batman.

— Batman comics war

People think its an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. Its never been like that. I chose this life. I know what Im doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isnt that day. And tomorrow wont be either.

— Batman comics life

I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred victims of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America. - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

— Batman comics love

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you dont believe my lie, its true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. - Emperor Joker

— Batman comics words

Batman about Poison Ivy Theres a no mans land between love and hate. Between passion and obsession -- where its easy to lose all sense of reality -- and in doing so, lose yourself. Somewhere in that emotional minefield Pamela Isley wanders. - Legends of the Dark Knight #43

— Batman comics love

I hate losing. I hate running away. I dont know what else to do. They dont fear me. Not like they fear him. Where is the Batman? Hes all over me when I screw up when I dont play by his rules. My City! he says, never lets me forget it. So why isnt he putting the fear of Are they roasting a bat? - Batman No Mans Land #0

— Batman comics fear

They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it. - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns

— Batman comics love

To Harley If I hear one more word out of you, just one, I swear Ill cram fast growing cactus seeds UP YOUR TUCHUS! - Gotham Girls

— Batman comics you

Wheres the thrill in committing the perfect crime if nobody knows it was you? - Detective Comics #611

— Batman comics crime

Whoever said a picture was worth a thousand words is about to see just how badly he miscounted. - JLA: Tower of Babel

— Batman comics words

2 Miscellaneous quotes2.1 Huntress 2.2 Jason Todd 2.3 Villains2.3.1 Bane 2.3.2 Black Mask 2.3.3 Catwoman 2.3.4 Harley Quinn 2.3.5 Hush 2.3.6 The Joker 2.3.7 Lady Shiva 2.3.8 Mr. Freeze 2.3.9 The Penguin 2.3.10 Poison Ivy 2.3.11 Ras al Ghul 2.3.12 The Riddler 2.3.13 The Scarecrow 2.3.14 Talia al Ghul 2.3.15 Two-Face 2.4 See also2.4.1 Other quotable characters 2.5 References 2.6 External Links

— Batman comics quotes

2.3 Villains2.3.1 Bane 2.3.2 Black Mask 2.3.3 Catwoman 2.3.4 Harley Quinn 2.3.5 Hush 2.3.6 The Joker 2.3.7 Lady Shiva 2.3.8 Mr. Freeze 2.3.9 The Penguin 2.3.10 Poison Ivy 2.3.11 Ras al Ghul 2.3.12 The Riddler 2.3.13 The Scarecrow 2.3.14 Talia al Ghul 2.3.15 Two-Face

— Batman comics man

Criminals are a terror. Hearts of the night. I must disguise my terror. Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious terrible omen. A cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror. I must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. I must be a creature. I must be a creature of the night. Mommys dead. Daddys dead. Brucies dead. I shall become a bat.

— Batman comics war

Batman: to the Joker Hello. I came to talk. Ive been thinking lately. About you and me. About whats going to happen to us in the end. Were going to kill each other, arent we? Perhaps youll kill me. Perhaps Ill kill you. Perhaps sooner. Perhaps later.

— Batman comics thinking

Batman: to the Joker Dont you understand? I dont want to hurt you. I dont want either of us to end up killing the other. But were both running out of alternatives, and we both know it. Maybe it all hinges on tonight. Maybe this is our last chance to sort this whole bloody mess out. If you dont take it, then were both locked onto a suicide course. Both of us. To the death. It doesnt have to end like that. I dont know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe Ive been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You neednt be out there on the edge anymore. You neednt be alone. We dont have to kill each other. What do you say?

— Batman comics life

Without warning, it comescrashing through the window of your study, and mineI have seen it beforesomewhere. It frightened me as a boy frightened me. Yes, father. I shall become a bat.

— Batman comics war

Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. Youve eaten Gothams wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on -- none of you are safe.

— Batman comics men

about Bruce WayneBrucies got a lot more on the ball than youd think. Hes got a presence. He hides it under that society suave, but theres a real intensity. Only others I ever met like that were Mistah J and Batman! - Harley Quinn #6

— Batman comics society

After coming into Vernons office You believe in the justice system, dont you, Vernon? You didnt spend all those years in Law School for nothing, right? Then you know, justice has two sides. Innocent or guilty. Like this coin. One side clean. The other side scarred. -- Batman: The Long Halloween

— Batman comics man

Any man can transform himself into something else, something beyond reason..beyond supermen.- Michael Setzer

— Batman comics men

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin! - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

— Batman comics art

Face it, Harley-- you and your Puddin are kaput! Youre playin solitaire now-- not hearts! - Harley Quinn #2

— Batman comics art

Fortunately the Penguin is a wise old bird — never one to put all his eggs into one basket. - Detective Comics #824

— Batman comics wise

Get up, you deadbeat! That was the only place in town with a scintillatin selection of polyester fashion! Where you think Im gonna shop now? - Harley Quinn #9

— Batman comics fashion

HeyIts going to be hard to learn a great many things about me, but one Ill give you for free I am no ones son. Batman: Under the Hood

— Batman comics man

I could kill you but death would only end your agony -- and silence your shame. lifts Batman over his head Instead, I will simply snaps Batmans spine on his knee BREAK YOU! dumps Batmans broken body on the ground Brokenand done. -Batman: Knightfall

— Batman comics death

I hate men. Because of what they do. They clip. They prune. They make us remake ourselves into what they want. A Madonna. A whore. A partner. A foe. And we do it. Because we need. - Solo #6

— Batman comics art

I have only one rule when dealing with the enemy. Give them nothing. Not solace, not mercy, not kindness, not torment, not provisions, and - most assuredly - not satisfaction. - Secret Six #05

— Batman comics men

I once knew a man whose dog told him to cut his entire family into pieces. Bark. Bark. Bark. BARK! - Batman: Haunted Knight

— Batman comics family

I wont even waste the usual Joker Venom on you, Brute, but give you something you can understandlead! - Batman #1

— Batman comics man

In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out. - Identity Crisis

— Batman comics life

Its a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box. A riddle. - Batman: The Long Halloween

— Batman comics mystery

Liveand in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone. - The Sign of the Joker

— Batman comics time

My world is all just shades of grey, Batman. Thats why youll never really understand me. - Catwoman vol. 2 #1

— Batman comics world

ObviousAnd everybody knows. You wear your shame like a badge, because you dont have the balls to actually pin one on. Yes Just look at you Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black And yet You leave that little window A glimpse at the perfection underneath. OBVIOUS; The chiseled jaw, the mouth of a monster Why do you let it be seen? Tell me why - Joker

— Batman comics fear

One by One, theyll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall. - Batman: The Man Who Laughs

— Batman comics man

Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you cant say we didnt show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there in the asylum. Just dont forget -- if it ever gets too tough theres always a place for you here. - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

— Batman comics time

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylumand one night, one night they decide they dont like living in an asylum any more. They decide theyre going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlightstretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend darednt make the leap. Yseeysee, hes afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an ideaHe says Hey! I have my flashlight with me! Ill shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me! B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says he says What do you think I am? Crazy? Youd turn it off when I was half way across! - Batman: The Killing Joke

— Batman comics freedom

The Lazarus Pit gives you a unique kind of clarity. Riddle me this: Who is that under Batmans mask? And now, the world is my oyster. Right, Bruce? - Batman: Hush

— Batman comics world

The only thing that thrives outside these walls are the six billion shortsighted parasites who continue to ravage our planet’s natural resources. On its own, humanity is a destructive force. It needs a master. - JLA: Tower of Babel

— Batman comics humanity

They may suspect me, but theyll never see me. They may chase me, but theyll never catch me. Never, never, ever catch me. - Catwoman vol. 1 #19

— Batman comics man

to Nightwing I dont want your help. I dont need your help. Now, get out of my home. - Batman: Huntress: Cry for Blood

— Batman comics man

to Onyx What do you think this was all about? We were going to rough these guys up and teach them a lesson? Welcome to planet Earth, baby! These dead sacks of meat on the floor made their living by beating, raping and devouring! Fear isnt the answer! Batman: Under the Hood

— Batman comics fear

to the Joker And when youre sitting here alone in the middle of the night, unsleeping in the dark, remember -- every breath you take you owe to me.

— Batman comics sleep

You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! Shes my sister and my daughter! - Batman: Dark Victory

— Batman comics man

You want justice served? You want vengeance taken? You want honor restored? Then do it yourself. Thats omertà. When blood cries for blood, you answer the call. And you answer it alone. - Batman: Huntress: Cry for Blood

— Batman comics self

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