Dumb Dumber 1994
Lloyd Christmas: [Reaching over Joe Mantelino] Youre it.Harry Dunne: Youre it.Lloyd Christmas: Youre it, quitsies!Harry Dunne: Anti-quitsies, youre it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!Lloyd Christmas: You cant do that!Harry Dunne: Can too!Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, stamp it!Harry Dunne: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.Harry Dunne: No, you cant do that... you cant triple stamp a double stamp, you cant triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!Lloyd Christmas: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!Harry Dunne: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!Joe Mentalino: GUYS! GUYS! GUYS![Calms down]Joe Mentalino: Fellahs... Cant we just listed to the radio or something?Lloyd Christmas: Radio? Who needs a radio? Ready Harry?
— Dumb Dumber 1994 art Sea Bass: [Harry accidentally throws a salt shaker at him] What the hell? Whos the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?[Lloyd points to Harry]Harry Dunne: Well, it was a terrible mistake, sir. Oh, please believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.Sea Bass Friend: Kick his ass, Sea Bass!Sea Bass: [looks at Harrys burger] You gonna eat that?Harry Dunne: What, that? No, yes, no. Well, no, I-I crossed my mind, yeah?Sea Bass: [hawks a disgusting loogie in Harrys burger] Still want it?Harry Dunne: Nah, you go ahead.
— Dumb Dumber 1994 mind Lloyd Christmas: Mary Christmas. Mrs. Mary Christmas. Kinda catchy, huh, Harr?Harry Dunne: Yeah yeah, that sounds nice. But, Lloyd, dont you think you might be jumping the gun a little bit? I mean, you know, who knows? You know, maybe, once you get to know her youll find out that shes not your type.Lloyd Christmas: [stern voice] Hey! Dont you ever say that again! She is the love of my life! The blood in my veins! We belong together till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide! Or until I get sick of her and need to move on. You hear me?Harry Dunne: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Just calm down. Just calm down.
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