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Home Alone 3 1997

[Alice has just split her pants open at the rear while on a secret spy mission]Alice: I need assistance. Im... exposed.
— Home Alone 3 1997 secret
Police Officer #1: Freeze!Earl Unger: [in the pool frozen] You gotta be kidding me.
— Home Alone 3 1997 you
Burton Jernigan: [Jernigan has been hit in the groin by Alice with a crowbar when she tried to kill Alexs petmouse, Doris] You... smacked my winkie.Alice: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldnt have rats in your pants.
— Home Alone 3 1997 change
Alice: You got hit with a book?Earl Unger: Books. Plural a trunk, full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad!
— Home Alone 3 1997 books
Peter Beaupre: [as he sneaks into the mailslot of Alexs house] You can run, but you cant hide, Junior!Alex: Surprise![Beaupre screams while Alex sprays black paint to his eyes]
— Home Alone 3 1997 pain
Burton Jernigan: Unger. Whats your position?Earl Unger: Heading down Washington Street.Burton Jernigan: I didnt copy. Where?Earl Unger: I said, Im heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah...[Jernigan runs over Unger while driving]Earl Unger: Stop, you nitwit![the car stops and Unger screams, then collapses into the snow]
— Home Alone 3 1997 you
Alex: Heads up![unleashes booby trap that releases dumbbells on two criminals]Alex: [donging is heard] Ouch.
— Home Alone 3 1997 alex
Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.Earl Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.
— Home Alone 3 1997 winter
Earl Unger: I cant tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with a minivan.Burton Jernigan: Never let your emotions get the best of you. You werent paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.Earl Unger: You shouldve taken drivers ed. Im gonna have bad knees when Im old and Ill have Burton Jernigan to thank.
— Home Alone 3 1997 emotions
[as Alice locks them in Mrs. Hesss garage, intending to keep her from interfering]Mrs. Hess: Why are you closing the door?Alice: I left my heart in San Francisco.
— Home Alone 3 1997 art
[Alex is hiding in the closet and Mr. Unger tries to unlock the door]Earl Unger: Im coming for you, shorty, to pay you back for all the misery you caused me.Alice: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?Earl Unger: Hes in the closet. Scaring him a little, just before I grab him. And behind door number one![Mr. Unger opens the closet door and Alex just disappeared]Earl Unger: Towels.Burton Jernigan: Hmph.Earl Unger: I saw this door close.Alice: Idiot.Earl Unger: Would I make it up? Why? Whats the point? We working on commission here?
— Home Alone 3 1997 work
Alex: [calls out to the crooks] Youre not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, law-breaking knuckle-heads!
— Home Alone 3 1997 law
Molly: [pushing the office door closed to stop Agent Stucky] The it youre referring to, is my little brother!
— Home Alone 3 1997 age
Alex: Theres a senior citizen across the street who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. Theres two in our pool and one in our basement. The other ones gone.Agent Stuckey: [shows Alex the picture of Beaupre] Is this him?Alex: Yep.Agent Stuckey: For seven years, weve been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.
— Home Alone 3 1997 men
[while Beaupre, Unger, Jernigan and Alice are sitting at the dinner table, they discuss their plans to steal Alexs toy car]Earl Unger: Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them all![the four spies all stare at him]Earl Unger: Then look for that stupid toy car.Peter Beaupre: My thoughts keep turning to number 3026. Its within the operating radius of the toy car. Its in sight of all the houses Ive been in.
— Home Alone 3 1997 thoughts
Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
— Home Alone 3 1997
[Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alexs toy car, at the Alcotts house]Burton Jernigan: Its a video camera. Someones onto us.Earl Unger: Do you think this really matters? Chips in the car. Were at the airport in 45 minutes.Peter Beaupre: Wheres Alice?Alice: [as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcotts shed] What happened?Peter Beaupre: Theres a woman in the house. Ill go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.[Beaupre then hands Alice the car]
— Home Alone 3 1997 man
Alex: Excuse me for being a good citizen.
— Home Alone 3 1997 good
Stan: Hey, Alex, could you pass me the false alarms? I mean, the peas.
— Home Alone 3 1997 you
Peter Beaupre: There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. Were going have to search them all. Well come back when its light.Earl Unger: Were gonna work houses in broad daylight?Peter Beaupre: Its the suberbs, Mr. Unger. Nobodys home during the day.
— Home Alone 3 1997 work
Karen Pruitt: You get in that bed, young man.Alex: Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephens bedroom, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.Karen Pruitt: I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, youre gonna start seeing things, whether or not theyre there.Alex: Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.Karen Pruitt: Dont get smart with me, Alex. Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephens. Do you think were happy about that?Alex: I saw what I saw!
— Home Alone 3 1997 love
Alice: Good Afternoon, my husband and I just moved into the neighborhood.
— Home Alone 3 1997 good
Mrs. Hess: Well what do you want a wilkie button?
— Home Alone 3 1997 you
Peter Beaupre: [about Alex, in a sinister tone] What a brave little fellow!
— Home Alone 3 1997 sin

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