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American Horror Story

Angel of Death/Shachath: I come when Im called. Thats what I do, Jude. I dont judge. I never judge.
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Dr. Oliver Thredson: Youre gonna write about this. Youre gonna win a Pulitzer Prize. I just know it, Lana. You are the person to tell my story.
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Dr. Ben Harmon: You should be excited, Vi. You can stop sneaking cigarettes and just start taking deep breaths.
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Vivien Harmon: Can I ask you a personal question? Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoples messes?
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Constance Langdon: Is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?
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Larry Harvey: Well.. more than anything, I guess, to be on the stage. You know what stopped me? Fear of what my family would say. But now that theyre, well, you know, dead, and, uh, I have terminal brain cancer, I figure maybe I should just go for it, you know? Chase that dream. What about you? What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?
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Constance Langdon: Oh! Theyre not for you. At your age? You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.
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Constance Langdon: You think I want to stay in this world of death and rot and regret? Try to find some dignity in the situation. Move on, missy.
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Constance Langdon: Every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, I suddenly remember. You made this mess for yourself. And I also remember every time I see that ghostly eye, that I was and continue to be a hell of a shot.
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Old Moira: Im not naive to the ways of men. Their need to objectify, conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, see into the soul of a person.
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Violet Harmon: I love our house, its got soul. Its where you and I kicked some ass, Mom. You say we were victims of something bad there. I say thats the place where we survived.
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Chad Warwick: And pick me up some Gala apples. I thought these Golden Delicious would look dramatic in the bobbing bucket. They just look dull and depressing. Theres no contrast.
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Chad Warwick: I am trying here! I am trying to make this place warm and inviting and spectacular and have this Halloween party shot by Elle friggin Decor so someone will see it and sweep in and take this place off our hands, and then I can feel free to fall in love with a 25-year-old who has great biceps. So get off my back, carve a goddamn pumpkin, go get a goddamn costume, and man up.
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Chad Warwick: Its not your house. We know it, you know it, and the house knows it. Frankly, you dont deserve it.
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Dr. Ben Harmon: You see that crazy bitch, you tell her were done. Im not playing your games. You come back on this property, and I will kill you. You hear me? I will kill you.
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Tate Langdon: I used to come here when the world closed in and got so small I couldnt breathe. Id look out at the ocean, and Id think Yo, douche bag, high school counts for jack shit. Kurt Cobain, Quentin Tarantino, Brando, DeNiro, Pacino, all high school dropouts. I hated high school. So Id come here and Id look out at this vast, limitless expanse. Then its like, thats your life, man. You can do anything, could be anything. Screw high school. Thats its just a blip in your timeline. Dont get stuck there.
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Constance Langdon: One of the comforts of having children is knowing ones youth has not fled, but merely been passed down to a new generation. They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality. But when a child dies, its immortality that a parent loses.
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Billie Dean Howard: I used to be like you. Until I was 25. When out of the blue my cleaning lady shows up as Im brushing my teeth. Except shes got no toilet brush and rubber gloves, shes naked and bloody. Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
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Billie Dean Howard: You think I wanted a bloody Mexican ghost in my bathroom? All I wanted was to improve my tennis game and unseat Charlotte Whitney as president of my book club. I was chosen. And when youre chosen, you either get with the program or you go crazy.
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Vivien Harmon: Im finding it really hard to look at your face. Cause I really, really, really want to bash it in. I find you disgusting and disappointing as a man. and were gonna end this marriage and were gonna sell this house and Ill let you be a father to our kids because I happen to think that youre a good one. But Im not going to be your friend. I will merely tolerate you.
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Leah: The Devil is real. And hes not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because hes a fallen angel, and he used to be Gods favorite. Have you read the Book of Revelation?
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Leah: In Heaven, theres this woman in labor howling in pain. And theres a red dragon with seven heads waiting so he can eat her babies. But the Archangel Michael, he hurls the dragon down to earth. From that moment on, the red dragon hates the woman, and declares war on her and all of her children. Thats us.
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Teacher: If the bullet had been an inch to the right, it wouldve missed my spine and I would have walked out of here. Might have even been able to stop him. An inch higher, it would have killed me. Sometimes shit just happens.
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Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find someone wholl buy the house.
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Larry Harvey: Oh, I see. Its because of my affliction, isnt it. Sometimes I wonder, if I knew how much I was going to be shunned, if I would have run back onto that burning school bus to save those children. Now this crudité is making my mouth dry. Im going to have a little glass of this Chardonnay, and then you may show me the house.
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Marcy: A woman in my line cant be too careful. There are a lot of minority men in this city who would like nothing more than to ravage me on this countertop.
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Young Moira OHara: As you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager. But it has real potential. Id paint it a deep, dark red, clear out all the furniture and hang a sex swing.
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Constance Langdon: Used to be no one was from here. People came here to escape their pasts. find a plot of land that not even a red Indian had set foot on and make a new life for yourself.
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Constance Langdon: But now there are no more virgin plots. We live on top of each other. Thats California now and thats the world. there is no more space, and yet it its human nature to want to claim your own turf. So build away, we do. every time you put up one of these monstrous temples to the gods of travertine, youre building on top of someone elses life.
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Constance Langdon: You should show some respect. Youre not an archaeologist. You should stop unearthing while youre ahead. It only brings a haunting. We have a responsibility as caretakers to the old lands to show some respect.
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Old Moira OHara: Thats what men do--they make you think youre crazy so that they can have their fun.
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Peggy: I mean you have to fight. Pats a great guy, Chad, worth fighting for. And if that means you have to fight with a cat-o-nine-tails and some titty clamps, then brother, you better gear up.
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Tate Langdon: You cant, Violet! if you tell anyone what we know, theyll say youre crazy. Theyll lock you up. Theyll try to take you away from here! Wed never see each other again!.
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Old Moira OHara: I think you should get over your compulsive need to please the ladies of this house.
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Dr. Charles Montgomery: A writer writes, a surgeon cuts. I think you will find these pieces more portable.
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Billie Dean Howard: The Holy Ghost merely whispered in the Virgin Marys ear and she begat the son of God. If the Devils going to use a human womb for his spawn, hes going to want a little more bang for his buck.
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Tate Langdon: Dear God, thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of our family. My father ran away when I was only six. If Id have known any better, I would have joined him,. And, also, because shes been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole thats doing my mother, so that he cant see what everybody knows. She doesnt really love him.
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Tate Langdon: I tried to save you. I did. I tried to make you throw them up. You threw up somenot enough. You took so many, Violet. You died crying. I held you. You were safe. You diedloved.
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Tate Langdon: You think you can steal those twins? You pathetic homos couldnt steal the shit out of your ass!
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Violet Harmon: You know what, it doesnt matter! As soon as my parents get back, were leaving here. Theyre leaving, so knock yourself out.
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Patrick: And dont you get snotty little sister, youd be begging to babysit. As big as this place is, it does get very lonely.
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Chad Warwick: It could get ugly though. Were you a C-section? Is there an existing zipper we might use?
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Tate Langdon: Seriously, though, are you ready for all this? I mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.
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Patrick: Maybe you should have taken a few minutes to get to know me before you stuck a fireplace poker up my ass.
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Violet Harmon: I dont know. Why did you kill the guys who lived here before us? Why did you RAPE my mother?
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Violet Harmon: I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness, but Tate, you are the darkness.
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Tate Langdon: No. Before you thats all there was. You are the only light, Ive ever known. Youve changed me Violet.
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Violet Harmon: DEAD! That baby Whatever it was, it killed her. I CANT be with you, I WONT be with you.
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Old Moira OHara: No. Your denial is impressive. Youre a ghost, Mrs. Harmon. I dont take orders from ghosts.
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Dr. Ben Harmon: Violet. What kind of father have I been? You werent eating, you werent going to school. You were already gone. I didnt get it.
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Dr. Ben Harmon: Yep, and the worst kind. Youre charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. But dont listen to me. Im a total fraud. And by the way, therapy doesnt work.
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Constance Langdon: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things. I was going to be somebody. Person of significance. Star of the silver screen, I once thought. But my dreams became nightmares. Instead of laurels, funeral wreaths. Instead of glory, heh, bitter disappointment. Cruel afflictions. Now I understand. Tragedy was preparing me for something greater. Every loss that came before was a lesson. I was being prepared. Now I know for what. This child a remarkable boy. Destined for greatness. In need of a remarkable mother. Someone forged in the fires of adversity, who can guide him. With--with firmness. With love.
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Sister Jude Martin: Here, you will repent for your crimes to the only judge that matters: the Almighty God.
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Sister Jude Martin: Ive dealt with bigger monsters than you, Doctor. Let me give you fair warning: Ill always win against the patriarchal male.
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Dr. Arthur Arden: The last time I suggested electroshock therapy, you accused me of being a sadistic barbarian.
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Sister Jude Martin: I prayed about it. When I wasnt praying for you to find a halfway decent haberdasher.
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Dr. Oliver Thredson: In just the short time that Ive been here, I have witnessed appalling things. Abuse. Malpractice. Candidly, Im shocked.
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Shelley: I just want to go outside for 15 minutes in the sun. Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. Ill do anything.
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Shelley: Men like sex, no one calls them whores. I hate that word. Its so ugly! Im into pleasure. Ever since I was five years old and I slipped my fingers inside for the very first time. I could do it all day. My mother made me wear mittens to bed.
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Shelley: No! Because she didnt understand me! So I ran away from home, met some jazz musicians, real free thinkers. I fell in love with the bass player. Mistake. As soon as he put a ring on my finger, I was his property. He could screw every Betty in town, and I had to stay home and scrub his dirty drawers. So come fleet week, he gets home and finds me in bed with two Navy guys. And I told him, Its not for self, but for country. He decked me flat out, threw me in the car and locked me in the nuthouse. And the sickest part is, they let him. Because I like sex. Thats my crime.
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Sister Mary Eunice McKee: Sister Jude has asked me to make an announcement: Theres a big storm heading our way. And when it hits, half of you are going to be too afraid to move. And other half wont be able to stop moving. It would be chaos. And that wont do. So, Sister Jude has arranged for a distraction. A movie, on Friday night, when the storm will be at its worst. Were all going to be together in the dark, watching the Sign of the Cross. a movie full of fire, sex, and the death of Christians. What fun.
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Sister Jude Martin: So, Anne Frank, is it? What a relief it will be to millions of schoolchildren to know you survived.
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Monsignor Timothy Howard: No, I dont believe so, but Sister, this obsession with Dr. Arden has to stop.
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Grace Bertrand: I was so young when it started. My father would come into my room at night and do things. Sometimes I felt like I was in a dream, watching him do it to a stranger, or a corpse. I finally got the courage to tell my stepmother. She gave me candy to keep quiet.
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Frank McCann: I certainly hope youre not blaming yourself. Men are never gonna accept a woman taking charge, especially not a woman as strong as you are.
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Dr. Arthur Arden: Have you? You cant even protect yourself. They may have given you speech, Pepper. Even a parrot can be taught to mimic. But did they give you the capacity to think? I sincerely doubt it. Tell me, Polly- What did they put inside her?
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Hypodermic Sally: Getting high used to be like how you imagine heaven. Pure light. The perfection of it all. Even in me. Then I got lost. Kept trying to climb higher. Get closer to that light. Like an endless ladder where all you do is get further and further away. Theres a part of you that wants to get lost, am I right? Climb that ladder.
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Hypodermic Sally: Patti Smith said that my poems were like glass shattering. I wrote a song with her. And then she wrote me off.
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Dr. Oliver Thredson: A mothers touch. Skin to skin contact. Thats what I was craving, thats what I was missing. My whole life. But she smelled of formaldehyde. And her skin, even after I removed it, was cold. And stiff.
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Hypodermic Sally: We are going total bye-bye, right? You swear you dont have any unfinished business here? Because I am stuck in this place, thanks to you, so I want to be one 100% sure that when I do this, I am done with your miserable old ass. In other words, dont haunt my hallways, bitch.
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James March: My father was a true believer. Ate the little cracker and drank the wine every Sunday. And he was the meanest son of a bitch youve ever seen. Kill a cat for purring too loud. You want me to tell you the worst thing in this world? Religion. That and regulations.
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Dandy Mott: I was born of deadly sin. You knew what father had done to those little girls. You knew the risks of breeding with your cousin. Youre no better than the Roosevelts.
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Myrtle: Youre all the bunch of toads in a pot which Fiona is slowly bringing to the boil, you wont even feel it til its too late, Id rather burn than boil. Fiona throws a cigarette at and puts Myrtle on fire and Myrtle screams.
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Dot Tatler: Dear Diary, my soul plumbs new depths of despair. I long for the quiet of the farm. The warmth of my bed, the smell of flowers outside my window. Im surrounded by a cesspool of activity. No words can do justice to the depravity that permeates the grounds.
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Ethel Darling: We manage it because we have to. We wear our shame on the outside. Theres no hiding it. Its just who we are. Now, you you carry your shame on the inside. You keep it trapped in there. It eats away at you, feeding on you like a living thing, till theres nothing left but the rot.
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Fiona: Oh God, are you blubbering again? Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry.
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James March: This is my problem with police officers. All you care about is evidence. Evidence, evidence, evidence. Until that evidence no longer fits the narrative you need to be true, at which point the evidence becomes an illusion, a mistake. A trick. Youve lived in my hotel long enough, John, seen enough evidence to know that what is impossible becomes very possible here.
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John Lowe: What can you tell me about the people that come in and out of this place? They mostly residents or transients?
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Queenie: Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If shes dead, its probably cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.
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Sister Mary Eunice McKee: You were very clever to retrieve them, Arthur. Look how beautiful they are on me. They bring out the rose in my cheeks. Oh, youre such a sap!
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Vince: I think you mistake my pride for vanity. Im an electrician. Strangers welcome me into their homes and leave me there alone to ply my trade. A man like me is dead if he doesnt come with a sterling reputation. You are my blood, but if you do something to shame me, to shame this family, I will do whatever it takes to make sure no one ever knows you belonged to me.
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Aileen Wuornos: Sometimes even I think thats true. I wasnt more then four or five when the world started taking from me. You know what you do when all you know is people taking? You start to give, give it away before they can take it from you. Give it all away for free, and that way, you can pretend that it doesnt hurt. Those seven men? We had a deal. We had a deal. They got greedy, started taking things that didnt belong to em.
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Bette Tatler: Just that any man would be lucky to have you. And the Tatler sisters will not be defeated. And if it comes to it if they had to make a choice, during surgery, that only one of us would live I want to give my life to you, sister. I want to give my life so you can have one.
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Countess Elizabeth: I lived in New York, many years ago. I loved roaming the streets, devouring the pulse of the city. Electrifying. I miss it very much.
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Dandy Mott: Oh, no, no, no. We buried her weeks ago. Mother and I. Recently, I killed her as well, and thats when I discovered the power of bathing in blood. This is fresh blood from some lovely ladies I killed earlier today.
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Dr. Arthur Arden: Why do you look for the speck of sawdust in your brothers eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own?
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Edward Mordrake: You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters herself with contempt for others. I am not here to take you on to greatness, woman. I am here to take someone with me to the other side, perhaps you.
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Ethel Darling: Truth is-- all goodness guarantees ya is an early grave. But the biggest joke of all-- the thing thatll sink ya every time is hope. Hope that the world will right itself. That the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished. Oh, once you buy into that horseshit, youre dead in the water. The only way to survive in this disgusting godforsaken world is to take control. Aint nobody gonna take care of our people but us.
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Fiona: Speaking of tourist guides no more spray. I have been to St. Louis No.1 and I have seen the tomb of Laveau. Seen the fat tourists from Little Rock to Hackensack drawing crosses on the bricks, making wishes to the bones of Marie Laveau. Little do they know, all they have to do to get their wishes granted was come down here to the ninth ward and get their hair braided.
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Gloria Mott: Dandys always been a willful child. I often thought of him as a foreigner. A perfectly groomed aristocratic boy who could play the part but didnt quite understand the language.
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Gloria Mott: You have the sickness like your father had before you. He stifled it the only way he could. These mental perversions are an affliction of the extremely affluent. Cousins marry cousins to protect the money, to keep the estates whole. Inbreeding. Becomes a right of passage to have a psychotic or two in the line.
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Leigh Emerson: Well, I dont want to be in your shitty picture, then. I dont want to be any part of your damn lie.
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Madison: You know thats all a crock of shit, right? I mean, why wait for some phony happily ever after when you can have your piece now? I say.
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Marie: You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and Id still never give you nothing more then a headache.
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Myrtle: Can you imagine those poor Salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet? Absolutely savage!
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Sister Jude Martin: Well, then, look at you, Ms. Lana Banana. Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evils gonna look right back at you.
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The Axeman: The joke was they always watched the bass player. But they should have watched my fingers on the keys my body in perfect synchronization an extension of my instrument no effort at all, just one with hit. The way my lips and my tongue wrapped around my instrument was impeccable. My embouchure thats how I calibrate, hit those clear, high, notes.
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