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Heres Joe Cool hanging around the student union eyeing chicks. Lucy storms past. Actually, we Joe Cools are scared to death of chicks 28 May 71
— Peanuts death
sees Lucy wearing one of his shirts: Well hello there, Charlie Brown, you blockhead!! Violet and Patty crack up as Lucy sighs and Charlie Brown walks away 22 Feb 59
— Peanuts hell
after proving there are no spiders in the baseball gloves: In all the history of baseball, there has never been a manager who has had to go through what I have to go through! 6 Apr 61
— Peanuts love
On the Little red-haired girl: I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, thats not exactly true I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too. 17 Dec 64
— Peanuts self
waking up after getting hit with a line drive: Im dying, and all I hear is insults! 3 Aug 66 and A Boy Named Charlie Brown
— Peanuts dying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, What can I do to keep my life from going by so fast? Then a voice comes to me that says, Try slowing down at the corners..30 July 96
— Peanuts life
on being made a school crossing guard: When I got called to the office, I was a nobodynow, Im a man with a badge! 14 Nov 66
— Peanuts man
After Linus asks if people should only worry about today instead of tomorrowNo, thats giving up Im still hoping that yesterday will get better. 24 Mar 79
— Peanuts people
Now I know why we play baseball in the summer When your shoes and socks get knocked off by a line drive, your feet dont get cold! 03 April 79
— Peanuts you
Wouldnt it be something if that Little Red-Haired Girl came over here and gave me a kiss? Id say, Thank you! What was that for?, and wouldnt it be something if she said, Because Ive always loved you! Then Id give her a big hug, and shed kiss me again! Wouldnt that be something? Starts eating Wouldnt it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you? 26 Feb 81
— Peanuts love
Theres something lonely about a ball field when its raining What makes it lonely is being the only one dumb enough to be standing out here 23 May 81
— Peanuts rain
After Peppermint Patty asks him if he likes Marcie and herIm sorry Im not here anymore.. Ive suddenly become a recording! 01 Jan 85
— Peanuts
Yes, maam.. Im late I didnt plan to be late The bus driver said I wasnt on her computer list so I had to walk I also forgot my lunch and my homework, and Im probably sitting in the wrong desk. 11 Sep 85
— Peanuts work
on his dancing skills: The girls hated me, but the teacher said I was very creative. She said that was the first time she ever saw anyone dance the Fox-Waltz! 27 Jan 85
— Peanuts time
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Why me? Then a voice answers, Nothing personal your name just happened to come up. 13 Nov 93
— Peanuts time
in one of his last main strips: This is my Joe Torre look. Im going to use it next season. Ill manage the team from the bench like Joe Torre, and Ill stare at everybody like this, and well win every game. 27 Dec 99
— Peanuts man
on the little red-haired girl: I dont ever want to forget her face, but if I dont, Ill go crazy. How can I remember the face I cant forget? Suddenly Im writing country-western music! 4 Oct 69
— Peanuts writing
Theres the house where the Little Red-Haired Girl lives.. Maybe if I stand here long enough, shell come out.. She doesnt know that I could stand here for hours.. I have to because my mittens are frozen to the tree!23 Feb 88
— Peanuts live
Emily! Its so nice to be dancing with you again! Just to see you, and hold you, and.. Maam? Who am I dancing with? Who am I talking to? Who Realizes Emily isnt there Oh, good grief! 17 Feb 97
— Peanuts grief
When you lose the first game of the season, its a long walk home. If anything gets in your way, you just want to kick it!fails to kick the rock in front him, trips, and falls on his back.Then you discover you cant even kick good.25 Mar 97
— Peanuts good
We all need help with our homework. Were all pleading for someone to listen. Were all desperate.12 May 97
— Peanuts work
Somewhere in this great city there must be a mailbox with a love letter for me. But this isnt it.. Stupid mailbox!16 May 97
— Peanuts love
For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life. But there was a flag on the play!
— Peanuts life
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask myself, Why isnt the perfect? Then a voice comes to me that says, We admit it.. There are still a few kinks that need working out.29 Aug 98
— Peanuts time
Its all very strange.. You can be walking along not thinking of anything in particular. falls head over heels Suddenly, youre reminded of a lost love 11 Feb 85
— Peanuts love
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you dont have a single thing to worry aboutThat always worries me! 6 Jul 85
— Peanuts time
After umpire calls out strike three when he was thinking about Peggy Jean Whatever happened to strike one and two? 13 Sept 90
— Peanuts thinking
Yes maam, I understand, thats life: Front row in the classroom, last row, back deck in the ballpark. 07 Sep 95
— Peanuts life
A new season! This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship! Nothing can sink this vessel except Lucy suddenly walks in, announcing she is ready ..An iceberg! 17 March 97
— Peanuts life
This is called the losers walk. Its the way youre supposed to walk when youve lost again. 23 July 95
— Peanuts you
after Peppermint Patty asks him if hed like to play football with herI think weve moved away, and I dont know what our new address is..21 Sept 98
— Peanuts think
after Linus reads Charlie Browns Christmas card to the Little Red-Haired Girl that says,Merry Christmas from your Sweet Babbooholding hand to his faceIts a family expression..20 Dec 98
— Peanuts family
I should take this bottle cap over to that Little Red-Haired Girl.. If she has a bottle cap collection, shell throw her arms around me and say, Thank you! Thank you! That you!!29 Nov 99
— Peanuts hell
Remarking on Snoopys sitting in the rain waiting for a rich lady in a limousine to come by and take him home Rich ladies in limousines dont drive through our back yard..30 Dec 99
— Peanuts ya
Yes, maam.. I have my report..How I Wasted Another Sunday Afternoon Watching My Dog Sleep.. 30 May 99
— Peanuts sleep
I would like to say I enjoyed this first day at school. I realize the teachers have put in a lot of effort, and a host of administrators have worked hard to develop our current scholastic program. The PTA has also done its share as have the school custodians. Therefore, I would like very much to say I enjoyed this first day at school. But I didnt! 9 Sep 63
— Peanuts joy
in school, asked a question by her teacher: Who was the father of Henry IV?!? I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS!Im sorry I apologize That was just a gut reaction. 5 May 72
— Peanuts action
Today for Show and Tell I have brought my brothers dog. watches as Snoopy begins to dance in front of the class Which may turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life! 13 Sep 73
— Peanuts life
School starts again in two weeks. My furlough is almost over.How long do you have to be in before you get shore leave? 25 Aug 81
— Peanuts art
bursting into Charlie Browns room: Wake up, Santa Claus came last night and he didnt leave you anything! Pause April fool! 25 Dec 91
— Peanuts night
to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. 4 Sep 69
— Peanuts hate
going door to door with Charlie Brown, helping him sell his homemade Christmas wreaths: Ask your mother if shed like to buy a wreath. Tell her they were made from the famous forests of Lebanon. You can read about them in the second chapter of book of Chronicles.If you buy two, well throw in an autographed photo of King Solomon! 15 Dec 82
— Peanuts book
at another door: Good morning, would you like to buy a Christmas wreath made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?!? You wouldnt, would you? And I cant say I blame you! to Charlie Brown See, your way doesnt work either! 16 Dec 82
— Peanuts work
Im addressing Christmas cards. Arent they cute? Each one has a little bunny on it dressed up like a shepherd. Dont say Im not religious! 3 Dec 76
— Peanuts sin
reciting Twas the Night Before Christmas: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hope that Jack Nicklaus soon would be there. 11 Dec 68
— Peanuts hope
I ruined the whole Christmas play! Everybody hates me! Moses hates me, Luke hates me the Apostles hate me ALL FIFTY OF EM! 23 Dec 83
— Peanuts hate
This butter is practically frozen.. Nobody told me life was going to be this hard! I hate getting up in the morning.. School drives me crazy ..And now I have to butter my toast with chunky butter! 09 March 93
— Peanuts life
Light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second.So why are the afternoons so long? 1 Jun 76
— Peanuts travel
One Rod equals nine feet. One Span equals nine inches. One Pace equals three feet. One Handbreadth equals three inches. And one School Day equals a hundred years! Sorry, maam, I couldnt help slipping that in there. 9 May 84
— Peanuts school
Today is Abraham Lincolns birthday.Abraham Lincoln was our sixteenth king and he was the father of Lots wife. 12 Feb 70
— Peanuts father
English Theme: Vandalism as a Problem Today. Who is the leader of these vandals? I will tell you. They are encouraged by Evandalists! 7 May 73
— Peanuts courage
This is my report on Rain. Rain is water which does not come out of faucets. Without rain, we would not get wet walking to school and catch a cold and have to stay home, which is not a bad idea. Rain was the inspiration for that immortal poem, Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day. After a storm, the rain goes down the drain which is where I sometimes feel my education is also going. 7 Nov 73
— Peanuts education
English Theme: If I Had A Pony. If I had a pony, Id saddle up and ride so far from this school it would make your head swim! 29 Sep 70
— Peanuts sad
Some people are right-handed. Some people are left-handed. There are other people who are able to use both hands with equal ease. Such people are called Handbidextrous. 17 Oct 76
— Peanuts people
There are seven continents: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Aunt Arctica. 5 May 81
— Peanuts america
The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot. 11 Dec 72
— Peanuts live
Theme: Our School. Going to our school is an education in itself, which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. crumples paper and tosses it, saying I dont need that kind of trouble! 10 Sep 73
— Peanuts education
on why he doesnt chase rabbits: Some of us are born dogs, and some of us are born rabbits. When the chips are down, Ill have to admit that my sympathy lies with the rabbits. 18 Apr 61
— Peanuts lies
as World-Famous Astronaut: I did it! Im the first beagle on the moon! I beat the RussiansI beat everybodyI even beat that stupid cat who lives next door! 14 Mar 69
— Peanuts world
Yesterday I was a dog. Today Im a dog. Tomorrow Ill probably still be a dog. *sigh!* Theres so little hope for advancement. 15 Feb 58
— Peanuts hope
Snoopy asked the Stupid Cat Next Door to help remove a splinter from his paw: Well thats one way of doing it - he removed me from the splinter! 19 Sep 81
— Peanuts help
on Molly Volley: Ive had distemper, and Ive played mixed doublesId rather have distemper. 28 May 77
— Peanuts play
Charlie Brown: Sixty-three runs in the very first inning! Schroeder: There goes our shutout! 15 Aug 52
— Peanuts lie
Sally: I said Hockey Stick. Why did I say hockey stick? All I had to say was hark! and I said hockey stick! I ruined the whole Christmas play! Everybody hates me! Moses hates me! Luke hates me! The apostles hate me! all 50 of them!
— Peanuts hate
I dont look so bad after all! Thats always been my ambition to not look so bad after all. 8 Aug 97
— Peanuts ambition
Lucy: Hey, manager, Ive decided if I have to play right field all the time, Id rather not play at all.. Charlie Brown: Really? Wow! Thats great！ Boy, what a relief! Lucy: Okay,Ill play right field.. 25 Jun 99
— Peanuts time
Lucy: Whats going on? Charlie Brown: Linus is trying to get his blanket back from that cat! Hes going to drop on top of him from the helicopter! Lucy: I have long suspected that insanity runs in our family!27 October 78
— Peanuts family
Lucy to Linus, after he asks for one good reason to memorize his part fast: Ill give you five good reasons! individually clenches her fingers and thumb into a fist 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! shows him her whole fist
— Peanuts art
Lucy with Snoopy behind her, mimicking her: No, no, no! Listen, all of you! Youve got to take direction, youve got to have discipline, youve got to have respect for your director! sees Snoopy and turns around I oughta slug you! swings at him and gets slurped Ugh! Ive been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!
— Peanuts sin
Maam? I dont understand this first question which ocean are we studying? Could you be more Pacific? 7 Sep 88
— Peanuts dying
Sally: Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself. Just send money. How about 10s and 20s?
— Peanuts money
when Lucy was crying over Charlie Brown in the hospital: Its interesting that you should cry over him when youre the one who always treated him so mean! And stop wiping your tears with my piano! 19 Jul 79
— Peanuts you
Linus found his missing blanket: There was a little mix-up in the kitchen. Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes! 20 Feb 64
— Peanuts sin
Maam? What kind of test are we having today? Multiple choice? Good! I choose not to take it! 8 Jan 79
— Peanuts good
Peppermint Patty: You really liked that Little Red-Haired Girl, didnt you, Chuck? Which would you rather do, hit a home run with the bases loaded or marry the Little Red-Haired Girl? Charlie Brown: Why couldnt I do both? Peppermint Patty: We live in a real world, Chuck! 02 June 78
— Peanuts world
Linus: It rains on the hills and in the valleys It rains on the cities and in the fields. It rains on the just and the unjust. Snoopy: And in my face!03 Feb 78
— Peanuts rain
Linus: STUPID? WHAT DO YOU MEAN STUPID? Just wait til next year, Charlie Brown. Youll see! Next year at this same time, Ill find a pumpkin patch that is real sincere! And Ill sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears. Hell rise out of that pumpkin patch and hell fly through the air with his bag of toys. The Great Pumpkin will appear! And Ill be waiting for him! Ill be there! Ill be sitting there in that pumpkin patch..and Ill see the Great Pumpkin. Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. Ill see that Great Pumpkin. Ill SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and Ill be waiting for him!
— Peanuts time
Lucy:to Charlie Browns kiteFLY, YOU STUPID KITE! GET UP THERE! GO! FLY! FLY! GET UP THERE! GET UP THERE!kite falls to the groundLucy: YOU STUPID KITE! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOURE A DISGRACE TO KITEDOM! DONT THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS! GET BACK UP THERE WHERE YOU BELONG!kite suddenly starts flyingLater Sally: So how did your kite flying go today? Charlie Brown I think I learned something, but Im not sure what it was..01 Mar 98
— Peanuts art
Lucy: Here, I brought you a piece of toast. Linus: Well, thank you. Lucy: Holding the toast just out of Linus reach Thank you, dear sister. Linus: Thank you, dear sister. Lucy: Thank you, dear sister greatest of all sisters! Linus: Thank you, dear sister, greatest of all sisters! Lucy: Thank you, dear sister, greatest of all sisters, without whom Id never survive! Linus: Thank you, dear sister, greatest of all sisters, without whom Id never survive! Lucy: Youre very welcome. Linus: How can I eat when I feel nauseated? 8 Jan 67
— Peanuts you
Once there were two mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor. Before he knew it, he was lost. Help! he shouted to his friend. Help me make it through the knight! 6 Dec 74
— Peanuts live
Sally angrily: I was robbed! I spent the whole night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, when I couldve been out for tricks-or-treats! gasps at what she just said Halloween is over and I missed it! You blockhead! You kept me up all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin, and all that came was a beagle! I didnt get a chance to go out for tricks-or-treats! And it was all your fault! Ill sue! What a fool I was! I couldve had candy, apples, and gum! And cookies and money and all sorts of things! But no! I had to listen to you. You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick-or-treats come only once a year, and I miss it by sitting in a pumpkin patch with a blockhead. shakes him by his shirt YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!
— Peanuts money
sees Lucy and Snoopy brawling: Fighting under the mistletoe? How unfemininehow unromantichow gauche! 27 Dec 70
— Peanuts man
Peppermint Patty and Marcie are at Charlie Browns doorstepPeppermint Patty: The Hockey-Pokey wasnt very romantic, Chuck. Marcie: I saved you the Waltz, Charles, but I never saw you.. Peppermint Patty: How about the limo, Chuck? We never saw a limo, either.. Marcie: How come you fell down doing the Hockey-Pokey?They start to leave, Charlie Brown in a strong state of confusionPeppermint Patty: Dont invite us to any more dances, Chuck. Marcie: Many a heart is broken after the ball.28 May 98
— Peanuts art
Charlie Brown: A letter! I got a letter from my Pen Pal in Scotland! readingDear Charlie, Just been to the shops.. Ma maws in bed with a sore heid and ma das makin mince tatties for the dinner.. Love, Morag. Snoopy: She does prattle on, doesnt she?27 Sept 94
— Peanuts love
Linus writing: You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, lets face it Santa Claus has had more publicity. But being number two, perhaps you try harder.
— Peanuts writing
Lucy: Can you take a little friendly criticism, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Why, of course. Im not above that sort of thing at all; a little friendly criticism can always be helpful to a person. What is it you wanted to say? Lucy: Youre kind of stupid. 17 May 55
— Peanuts criticism
Lucy: Hey, banana nose! I never knew you had an older brother! Snoopy: Do I bite her on the leg now, or do I wait until Spike gets here, and let him bite her? 5 Aug 75
— Peanuts you
Lucy: Look. Sally: Look at what? Lucy: Look at that tiny bug.. Have you ever thought about how little he knows? Sally: He doesnt know what day it is, thats for sure! He doesnt know whats on TV tonight, either.. Lucy: Hes never even heard of Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Sally: Or Mary Tyler Moore! Lucy: He doesnt know theres a moon in the sky and fish in the ocean Sally: He doesnt know anything about kites, or Frisbees or even ice cream cones! Lucy: And hes never heard of barbers, or baptism or bass drums Linus:Walking up to Lucy and SallySay, do any of you girls know where the new post office is? Lucy: What new post office? Sally: I didnt even know we had a new post office.. The Bug:talking to Linus in dotsLinus: Oh it is? Thank you very much. The Bug:walks away from Lucy and Sally, humming 25 Sept 77
— Peanuts thought
on Miss Othmar, his teacher: Ive never said I worship her. I just said Im very fond of the ground on which she walks! 8 Oct 59
— Peanuts worship
Peppermint Patty: Do you think Im beautiful, Chuck? Charlie Brown: Of course You have what is sometimes called aquiet beauty. Peppermint Patty: You may be right, Chuck. I just wish it would speak up now and then!30 June 78
— Peanuts time
Sally:Here, big brother, you got a letter. Charlie Brown: reading the back of the letterThe Environmental Protection Agency Sally: Its something about you biting a tree Charlie Brown: Do you always read my mail? Sally: Do you always bite trees?02 March 77
— Peanuts reading
A Love Story by Erich Beagle: I love you, she said, and together they laughed. Then one day she said, I hate you, and they cried. But not together. What happened to the love that we said would never die? she asked. It died, he said. The first time he saw her she was playing tennis. The last time he saw her she was playing tennis. Ours was a Love set, he said, but we double faulted. You always talked a better game than you played, she said. 27 May 73
— Peanuts love
after a fly ball hits Lucy, Snoopy, Linus, Violet, 5 and Pigpen in the head: I think youre right; six bonks is a new record. 22 May 83
— Peanuts you
After Lucy tells him to write about something positive for a change: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a kiss rang out! 19 Nov 81
— Peanuts change
Charlie Brown: I cant get that Little Red-Haired Girl out of my mind.. Linus: Why dont you call her up, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: Im afraid shell hang up in my face! Linus: Thats the beauty of calling her on the phone. One ear isnt a whole face!28 August 78
— Peanuts beauty
Charlie Brown: I don’t understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks! I suppose you spent all night in the Pumpkin Patch. And the Great Pumpkin never showed up?
— Peanuts night
Charlie Brown: reading Dear Charlie, This is your Pen Pal from Scotland. I would have written sooner, but I thirty other Pen Pals, and..stops reading THIRTY? balls up paper and starts to cry I thought I was the only one! Snoopy: Lifes lesson number four thousand and fifty..06 Oct 94
— Peanuts life
Charlie Brown: Shovel your walk? Violet: YOU? Charlie Brown: I never know how to answer those one-word questions 15 Dec 66
— Peanuts you
Charlie Brown: Well, this is what he told me: there was this really cute girl, see? She used to go for rides with him in his car. And whenever hed call for her, he would always hold open the car door for her. After she got in and he had closed the door, hed walk around the back of the car to the drivers side, but before he could get there, she would reach over and press the button, locking him out. Then shed just sit there and wrinkle her nose and grin at him. Thats what I think love is.
— Peanuts love
Her real name was Dorothy Fledermaus. But all her friends called her Dee. Thus, she was frequently referred to as Dee Fledermaus. shakes his head, crumples his paper into a ball and thinks, uh uh! 12 Jul 73
— Peanuts friends

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