Principal Jane Masterson: [Meeting principal Masterson for the first time] Hello...Ned Gold: Hi... hello.Principal Jane Masterson: [Ned wont let go of principal Mastersons hand] uhmm... I think were good here.Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby.Mike O Donnell: Excuse my dad, hes not used to talking... to attractive women.Principal Jane Masterson: Well. thank you...Mike O Donnell: Mark...Principal Jane Masterson: For that flattering yet inappropriate comment.Ned Gold: Before we get started i think you should know that marks a bastard.Principal Jane Masterson: Excuse me?Ned Gold: I had him out of wedlock so Im single... and very rich.

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