The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Coach: Ah. You made an assumption. Now, you should never make an assumption, because youll be an ass and the ump will shun you.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Carlton: You got that right. Its like this Hey, baby, doing his pelvic thrust bahk, bahk, stuff. It worked in high school, but now, its just embarrassing!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air work

Will: Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air time

1 Season One1.1 The Fresh Prince Project 1.2 Bang the Drum, Ashley 1.3 Clubba Hubba 1.4 Not With My Pig, You Dont 1.5 Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy 1.6 Mistaken Identity 1.7 Def Poets Society 1.8 Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect 1 1.9 Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect 2 1.10 Kiss My Butler 1.11 Courting Disaster 1.12 Talking Turkey 1.13 Knowledge is Power 1.14 Day Damn One 1.15 Deck the Halls 1.16 The Lucky Charm 1.17 The Ethnic Tip 1.18 The Young and the Restless 1.19 Nice Lady 1.20 Love at First Fight 1.21 Banks Shot 1.22 72 Hours 1.23 Just Infatuation 1.24 Working It Out

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

2 Season Two2.1 Did the Earth Move for You? 2.2 The Mother of All Battles 2.3 Will Gets a Job 2.4 PSAT Pstory 2.5 Granny Gets Busy 2.6 Guess Whos Coming to Marry? 2.7 The Big Four-Oh 2.8 She Aint Heavy 2.9 Cased Up 2.10 Hi-Ho Silver 2.11 The Butler Did It 2.12 Something for Nothing 2.13 Christmas Show 2.14 Hilary Gets a Life 2.15 My Brothers Keeper 2.16 Geoffrey Cleans Up 2.17 Community Action 2.18 Ill Will 2.19 Eyes on the Prize 2.20 Those Were the Days 2.21 Vying for Attention 2.22 The Aunt Who Came to Dinner 2.23 Be My Baby Tonight 2.24 Strip-Tease for Two

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air life

3 Season Three3.1 How I Spent My Summer Vacation 3.2 Will Gets Committed 3.3 Thats No Lady, Thats My Cousin 3.4 Hilary Gets a Job 3.5 Mamas Baby, Carltons Maybe 3.6 P.S. I Love You 3.7 Here Comes the Judge 3.8 Boyz in the Woods 3.9 A Night at the Oprah 3.10 Asses to Ashes 3.11 A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum 3.12 The Cold War 3.13 Mommy Nearest 3.14 Winner Takes Off 3.15 Robbing the Banks 3.16 Bundle of Joy 3.17 The Best Laid Plans 3.18 The Alma Matter 3.19 Just Say Yo 3.20 The Baby Comes Out 3.21 You Bet Your Life 3.22 Aint No Business Like Show Business 3.23 The Way We Were 3.24 Six Degrees of Graduation

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

4 Season Four4.1 Where Theres a Will, Theres a Way 1 4.2 Where Theres a Will, Theres a Way 2 4.3 All Guts, No Glory 4.4 Father of the Year 4.5 Its Better to Have Loved and Lost It 4.6 Will Goes a-Courtin 4.7 Hex and the Single Guy 4.8 Blood is Thicker than Mud 4.9 Fresh Prince After Dark 4.10 Home is Where the Heart Attack Is 4.11 Take My Cousin -- Please 4.12 Youve Got to Be a Football Hero 4.13 Twas the Night Before Christening 4.14 Sleepless in Bel-Air 4.15 Whos the Boss 4.16 I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams 4.17 When You Hit Upon a Star 4.18 Stop Will! In the Name of Love 4.19 Youd Better Shop Around 4.20 The Ol Ball and Chain 4.21 The Harder They Fall 4.22 M is for the Many Things She Gave Me 4.23 Mothers Day 4.24 Papas Got a Brand-New Excuse 4.25 For Sale by Owner 4.26 The Philadelphia Story

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

6 Season Six6.1 Burnin Down the House 6.2 Get a Job 6.3 Stress Related 6.4 Bourgie Sings the Blues 6.5 The Script Formerly Known As 6.6 Not, I Barbecue 6.7 Not With My Cousin You Dont 6.8 Viva Lost Wages 6.9 Theres the Rub 1 6.10 Theres the Rub 2 6.11 I, Ooh, Baby, Baby 6.12 Boxing Helena 6.13 I, Clownius 6.14 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do 1 6.15 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do 2 6.16 I, Bowl Buster 6.17 The Butlers Son Did It 6.18 Hare Today 6.19 I, Whoops, There It Is 6.20 I, Stank Horse 6.21 I, Stank Hole in the One 6.22 Eye, Tooth 6.23 I, Done 1 6.24 I, Done 2

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sin

Ashley: Yes, mommy Starts rapping Hey there, lord. My name is Ashley Banks. My family and friends want to give you some thanks. So before this dinners all swallowed and chewed, thank you God for this stupid food!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air god

Philip: You know. From the minute you walked through that door, youve been a one-man wrecking crew, trying to tear down whats taken a lot of hard work to build up, skewering everything with your flippant shenanigans!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air work

Ashley: He owns this really cool store where you dont even need any money. You just go in and give him something you dont even want and he gives you this ticket and

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air money

Will to Ice Tray: This is my little cousin Ashley. This is my bodyguard Geoffrey. All of this is my Uncle Phil. Remember, we used to say that Daffy Duck must have a little brother somewhere? Meet my cousin Carlton.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sin

Will: Yeah! We done it! Word to Big Bird! We fixed 8 Benzitos, 15 Jags, and a Maserati! But I aint like the upholstery, so I took it back, Jack!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air will

Phillip: Ive got a few questions for you. When you got this alleged confession from these two young men, did they have a lawyer present? No. Because Im their lawyer. Did you notify their parents? No. Because were their parents. So, officer, dont tell us to wait, and dont tell us to sit down. Just open that damn cell and let those two boys outta there or Im gonna tie this place up with so much litigation that your grandchildren are gonna need lawyers!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air children

Will: Ashley, if you found out the only person in the world who would go out with was mentally deranged, youd go to bed too.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air men

Will: I dunno bout L.A., but in West Philly, you mess with some other brothers girlie, you mess around and get yourself killed.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air self

Carlton: Geoffrey, I need my Santa suit pressed. We cant have Nicky thinking Kris Kringle doesnt keep a sharp crease.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air thinking

Carlton: Here little Timmy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4! Thats how I remembered the equation for sulfuric acid.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air thought

Carlton: singing Kenny Rogers The Gambler You got to know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. Know when to walk away

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sin

Man at Funeral: The jerk sentenced me to 6 months in jail for a crime I didnt commit. Im just here to make sure he DEAD!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air man

Omar: So do I. Thats why I started talking to the kids so that they wont make the same mistakes I did.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air art

Philip: Oh, please, Vivian. Youd believe that boy if he told you that he was a big rap star whose album just went platinum.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air believe

Will: Thats right, boy, theres a new Jack city. to Philip You da man! You da man! elevator shuts down You da big man that broke the elevator.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air man

Will: The only man youll get is some fool named Grady. Hell be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air time

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. How come they just couldnt give him some cereal?!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air time

Will: cheering We beat em, we dissed em, we whipped they butts good, but that was kinda stupid, yall, we in they neighborhood. Run!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air good

Will: Oh yeah? You so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund. And youre so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped both your parents. And your mom, oh my goodness. Shes like a doorknob, everybodys had a turn.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air art

Hattie to Phillip: Now dont go giving me that look, Zeke. Thats the same look you gave me at the county fair when I wouldnt let you climb up the greasy pole. Now, youre not all that mad at me, are you?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Will: Got through my first date without him. Right. I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him! He never even sent me a damn card! THE HELL WITH HIM!!!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air hell

Will: Uncle Phil, be honest. When Aunt Viv was pregnant with Carlton, did she imitates someone drinking.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air drinking

Carlton: Steffi, go home. Youre not age appropriate for this party. Carlton puts on duck floatie Im going swimming.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air art

Carlton: Wherever, whenever, I got your back W. That just doesnt sound right coming from me, does it?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Carlton comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head: Did you just put super glue in my hair gel?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Kayla: Youre so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Will: referring to his Western Philosophy teacher Ay, Skippy, the Garth Brooks concert must be over, huh?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air philosophy

Carlton: I was thinking, since Janice is of the Negroid persuasion and Frank is of the Caucasoid persuasion, we could try these sings for the wedding

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air thinking

Carlton: in the bathroom HEY! Who turned out the lights?! runs downstairs with his pants down Where is everybody?!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air light

Carlton: There has been a tragedy at school! Somebody scratched the word Fresh on the alumni desk. They already have a lead on who did it.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air age

Gardener: Yeah, he hired me to weed his garden. When it came time for him to pay me, he called immigration, on me!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air time

Philip: Lets just pray that Trevors okay. later, after returning from Trevors funeral It was a lovely service.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

Philip: Tell it to the judge. Oh, Thats me. passes a plant and the chirping stops I killed the cricket!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air kill

Philip: Well, once when I was little, I zipped my pants up too fast. Lets just say this brings back memories.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air memories

Philip: Well, speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter suits the criminal profile to a T. Right down to the low, sloping forehead, and the wide jaw suitable for grains and small rodents!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air law

Vivian: Marge, when you told Will that we chained ourselves together at sit-ins, youre only giving him the romantic part of the struggle. Girlfriend, you are leaving out everything that went before it: the leaflets, the petitions, the years of trying to work through the system.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air art

Will: I AM NOT A CHICKEN! My momma made me move. My momma made me move. Id never leave Philly. I love it here.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

Will: Im Young and Im Restless. And Ive only got One Life to Live, so Ive got to follow my Guiding Light and search for tomorrow.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air life

Will: in Hispanic accent What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. he tries to escape the empty living room, but Philip catches him by the shirt

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air living

Will: Oh, dont give me that innocent boy, look routine! I invented that routine! And you just a bad little dog! Ooh, shame.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Will: You know what they say: Behind every successful man is a woman or if you want to switch positions thats okay with me, too.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air success

Worker: Just kiddin. A little elevator humor there. Oh, man. All right, Ill get you out of there as soon as I can.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air humor

Carlton: I say Uh Beg, puppy. To my pretend dog, Ernie. doing the throwing the ball hand movement Fetch, Ernie. Hes gone now.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air men

Carlton: Ill be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of violence. Ill have to get a Jheri Curl and tattoo.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air food

Carlton: Just listen. See, the grasshopper goofed off while the ant worked hard storing food for the winter. And when the winter came, the ant had food, but the grasshopper starved to death. You know what the moral of the story is?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air death

Carlton: speaking into his tape recorder Carltons log. Will has been reduced to a pathetic shell of his former self. I, on the other hand, have the strength of 10 men!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air men

Hilary: I dont understand. Im just a visitor. Why do I need medication? And what is Prozac anyway? Do you think I need this? I feel fine.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Hilary about posing for Playboy: I am 24 years old and I can make my own decisions. Besides, Mom said it was OK.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sin

Jazz tells Marissa off about the way she treats Hilary: Now you say youre sorry to her before I get pretty damn mad.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Kayla: You know what? I shouldnt talk about your momma. I feel sorry for your momma. Having such an ugly child.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Kenny to Ashley: HURT ME, HURT ME! Yo, baby. See, I noticed you noticed me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too! Baby, you float my boat!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air hurt

Patti: Let me get this straight. You want to storm the set, disrupt a live newscast, and jeopardize the credibility of this station?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air live

Philip: Ill tell you what Im doing here. Years ago, I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy. Vy gave birth to a child named Will, whose sole purpose in life is to make mine a living Hell! Now, you have done a lot to me these last 4 years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

Philip: Thats not courage. Courage is being the way you are no matter what anybody says about you. Will teases me, but you dont see me goin Yo, yo, yo, homey, yo.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air courage

Philip: You talk as if I wasnt there with you in Birmingham facing dogs and firehoses. This is me, Olfame, the same Olfame that was with you the night Harlem went up in flames, but now I have a family and I choose not to fight in the streets. I have an office to fight from and I have fought and won cases for fair housing, affirmative action, health care and I am not ashamed to write a big fat check for something I believe in and that doesnt make me any less committed than you, so dont you dare look down your damn nose at me, Adabola.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air family

Will: Again, two things, Carlton. One: Because you say stuff like pray tell. And two: Youre gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

Will: But he was aiming for her lips and he missed. Hes aggressive and inaccurate and thats a dangerous combination!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air anger

Will: Calm down, Uncle Phil. Youre winning a lot of points with this second marriage thing. Im sure whatever you did, Aunt Viv will forgive you.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air marriage

Will: Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But I wont hesitate to throw it in your face if you dont leave me alone.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air alone

Will: Girl. I know your feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day. Come ere!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air mind

Will: I had basketball practice and school, and this guy gave me these pills to help me stay awake, and then Carlton all I know is that somebody very close to me could be dead right now, and itd be all my fault.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air school

Will: I mean Dougie loves everything. People, am I the only one who sees a problem with this? singing I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

Will: If I keep the motorcycle, Im a pimp. If I give it back, Im a damn fool. Oh, well, pimp it is!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air will

Will: Im starving. dials number on car phone; imitates Tony Montana Ya, dis is Tony Montana! I just see your billboard on da highway. If you know whats good for you, you bring me large pepperoni with anchovies on it!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air good

Will: knocks on the door and it opens with no one there Oh, we definitely need one of them in the girls locker room.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air girls

Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? Ima get through college without him, Ima get a great job without him, Ima marry me a beautiful honey, and Ima have me a whole bunch of kids. Ima be a better father than he ever was, and I sure as hell dont need him for that, cause there aint a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids!

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air love

Will: Than why are you using car wax on the window?! patronizing voice This a window. This Windex? Can you say that little man?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air man

Will: to Hilary For you, Self magazine, Shape magazine, and Sassy magazine. to Carlton And for you sir, Elf magazine, Ape magazine, and Sissy magazine.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air self

Will: Uncle Phil told him to take his fancy 20 million dollar account, fold it five ways and stick it where Sparky cant find it.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air will

Will: Well, you might never go out again. Youll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol raggedy halter top that says Jam!. Then you gonna start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, youll say Dum dum de-day!. And youll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil imaginary dog, Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air women

Will singing: My butler is black My butler is blue Cause his honeys got green coming out her wazoo.

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air sin

Will to Jackie: You know Hank Farley is not your type. You strip away the shoulder pads, the muscles & the dimples and what you got?

— The Fresh Prince of Bel Air you

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